Actual Fact: Companies that Curse During Conference Calls Outperform All Others

I’ve always known this to be true, as a general rule of thumb. People who are free and open to express themselves with whatever fucking language available to them, especially words of a more profane quality, tend to kick the asses of all others. Now bear in mind, there are plenty of abject losers who curse and sound like idiots — mainly because they lack the certain eloquent panache necessary to make using forbidden words effective. In short, these people are morons and are easily identified inside of 2 minutes flat.

Generally, I don’t trust people who don’t curse. I am uncomfortable around these people and find them to be dullards.

Alas, CNBC did a scientific study, delving into over 100,000 conference calls and have concluded that CEOs who curse more often than others, during conference calls, outperform by 40% over the past decade.

Eat shit, haters.

“The Fly” is a renaissance man of fucking quality.