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A Conspiratorial Theory Worth Positing: Is Julian Assange Dead?

There are dozens of autistic people on both 4Chan and Reddit who believe Julian Assange is dead. They’ve gone through extraordinary lengths to prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that both John ‘do you want to have pizza for an hour’ Podesta is a pedophile and Julian Assange is either dead and/or being tortured in a CIA black site.

After all, if he’s still alive, why hasn’t he gone outside onto the terrace of the Ecuadorian embassy to prove that he still exists?

Here in the timeline of events that led to his curious disappearance, courtesy of some fucking retard on 4Chan.

– Apr 16th: John Jones QC, Assange’s U.N. Lawyer dies jumping in front of a train.
– May 11th: Michael Ratner, WikiLeaks’ chief counsel, dies of cancer.
– Jul 10th: Seth Rich, DNC staffer who supposedly leaked DNC documents to Wikileaks, is shot in the back and
dies. Nothing is stolen from his body.
– Aug 5th: Edward Snowden (source of leaks on surveillance by the NSA) tweets 64 bit code (potential dead
man’s switch),
– Aug 10th: Wikileaks offers $20k reward for information on murder of Seth Rich.
– Oct 7th: Podestamails leaks first batch.
– Oct 14th: John Podesta tweets “I bet the lobster risotto is better than the food at the Ecuadorian Embassy”.
– Oct 16th/17th: John Kerry visits the UK, personally pressures Equador to stop Assange from publishing
documents about Clinton.
– Oct 16th: Wikileaks tweets SHA-256 prerelease keys.
– Oct 18th: Equadorian Embassy cuts off Assange’s internet access.
– Oct 18th: Pamela Anderson visits Assange and feeds him a vegan sandwich.
– Oct 18th: Witnesses photograph and report heavily armed police and vans outside Equadorian Embassy, are
barred from approaching and have cellphones confiscated. Live feeds are cut off.
Oct 18th: Fox News reports Assange will be arrested in a matter of hours.
– Oct 18th: https://file.wikileaks.org/file made publicly visible, file dates/timestamps changed to 1984
(Orwell reference).
– Oct 18th: London Airport evacuated due to “chemical attack”, potentially used as cover to fly Assange out of country.
Oct 20th: /r/wikileaks, /r/dncleaks, /r/wikileakstaskforce and /r/nsaleaks add 21 new moderators and remove
previous mods, all threads about Assange going missing deleted since.
– Oct 20th/21st: Wikileaks tweets 5 tweets with misspelled words. The incorrect letters spell “HELP HIM”.  The
Wikileaks twitter has never made a spelling error, let alone 5 in two days.
– Oct 21st: Massive DDoS attack on US internet. Wikileaks tweets to imply the attack originates from its supporters, asking them to stop, no evidence supports claim.
– Oct 22nd: Gavin MacFadyen (mentor to Assange and key player in Wikileaks) dies of lung cancer.
– Oct 23rd: Wikileaks Tweets poll asking how best to prove Assange is alive (he still hasn’t appeared on video or at the window since).
– Oct 24th: Wikileaks Tweets video of Assange and Michael Moore recorded in June.
– Oct 26th: 4chan users successfully decode their first message in Wikileak’s blockchain. Threads
are instantly flooded by shills saying that it’s not worth looking into. The blockchain is blocked with fees  and 43000 unconfirmed transactions appear in the mempool.
– Nov 6th: Huge DDoS takes down Wikileaks for first time in years.
– Nov 7th: Various entities notice hundreds of Podesta and DNC emails are missing from recent leaks, accessed
with direct entry.
– Nov 8th: Trump wins.
– Nov 12th: Assange meets with Swedish prosecutor regarding rape allegations, lawyers barred from attending,
meeting  conducted via an Equadorian ambassador (not face to face)
– Nov 14th: Wikileaks releases insurance files, SHA-256 hashes do not match those tweeted in October.

For those of you who will say ‘how about that interview he did with RT recently?’

Well now, that’s easily explained via facial recognition software, coupled with the compliance of the Russia friendly RT reporters compliance. To me, this seems like a bit of a stretch. Lots of loose ends there.

And then there’s  this, an anonymous post, claiming to be part of Wikileaks under a gag order — claiming Wikileaks has been compromised and no longer under the command of Assange.

assange

If Wikileaks was compromised, could you imagine the blackmail that could be levied from it, using their brand of transparency and truthfulness to degrade and rot those in the path of nefarious globalist scum?

Put this all to rest, Julian. Give a press conference from the terrace of the embassy and make everyone shut the fuck up already. This is worse than the ‘Elvis is alive’ nonsense that my grandfather used to spew.

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21 comments

  1. infinitezuul

    Definitely dead. RIP

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  2. zephler

    just crazy what’s going on. The wiki guy on 4chan claiming that the info that they are supressing will topple governments. If he does release it somehow, who would he release it to without it being scrubbed? That’s the tragedy – the truth might never be uncovered.

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  3. soupbone

    Not dead but has to be super careful so as to avoid becoming dead. He had an important role in dethroning the oligarcy. He will resurface sometime in the distant future. What would you do?

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  4. zeropointnow

    I think he’s dead. If so, he died a hero. The Pilger interview (RT link) also has no establishing shot of the room or even the two of them sitting together.

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  5. peaches

    Julian Assange does not look like a trustworthy fellow. He has an untrustable face.

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  6. longview

    Dead as a door knob.

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  7. juice

    alive

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  8. ironbird

    Elvis was the King. In so many ways. All of us had elders in the family that just did not want to believe. Even dirt road once a week going to town Grandmas that really needed the outlet of hope. No clue on the ultimate hero. May this be false. Amen.

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  9. michael

    Well, he did piss off a Clinton. They do have a rumored history of ‘suiciding’ people.

    R.I.P Vince Foster

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  10. moosh

    Pam Anderson dropping down onto your terrace with a vegan sandwich…. Not good.

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  11. cancel19

    If he is really gone… Not to worry cuz two or more Assange will emerge like weeds in a garden of deception.

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  12. braveflaps

    Wait – Elvis is dead?

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  13. 'merica

    The Oct 18 “file” dump seemed fabricated. I find it hard to believe they would change the timestamps to 1984 – seemed like an attempt to buy credibility.

    The timing of the ddos’s seemed suspicious as well. If they knew how the dead man switch worked and where the data was going to come from, they could disrupt it.

    The other conspiracy theory I have is that there was a deal made with the FBI to drop the investigation in exchange for hillary’s loss.

    But the big question is whether The Fly is really the same space alien magician or has he been infiltrated by Vladimir?

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  14. Po Pimp

    It’s obvious Trump had him killed. Why would Clinton knock him off after the release had already been done? Interesting that not a single Republican email has ever been released… guess the GOP uses smoke signals or something.

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  15. Dr. Fly

    I never would’ve taken you to be a democrat, not in a thousand years. I’m humbled.

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