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Report: Jamie Dimon to Be Selected as Next Treasury Secretary

Maria Bartiromo is reporting Jamie Dimon might be selected as next Treasury Secretary of the United States, a very boolish thing for banks and America. Although many will deride this decision as allowing the fox watch over the hens, the truth of the matter is — we need the fucking banks to get the economy going again. Agreed?

That being said, who knows the industry better than Dimon, easily the best CEO in the sector for the past 30 years.

Shares of JPM sold off 2.5% for the day — but that’s because shareholders are selfish bastards — not wanting their CEO to depart to Washington in order to save America. Dimon is a long term democrat — but he did lay waste of Hillary Clinton’s ‘class warfare’ rhetoric, so he’s a bit more independent than some of you fuckers think.

A Jamie Dimon appointment is bullish for America.

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27 comments

  1. john_galt

    So much for #draintheswamp

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    • Dr. Fly

      Draining the swamp and having experts run the world’s largest economy are two different things.

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      • john_galt

        For me it is reminiscent of Tiny Timmy’s appointment by Obama to Treasury in 2008. He was an expert too… expert in making the 1% even richer.

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        • natehois

          When you get your tax cut next year, Galt, put your money where your mouth is and give your refund to charity. I bet you won’t you hypocrite.

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        • john_galt

          I am already paying for those who don’t pay taxes, like the top 1% or the bottom 20%. What incentive would Dimon have to make the many better off rather than the few, if I may ask. I voted for a change, not for the same bag of thiefs.
          Ain’t impressed so far.

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  2. natehois

    This is genius for Dimon, when you accept a government position, you have to cash out of your company stock- and you pay zero capital gains. Same thing Paulson did.

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  3. boyaj

    @nate spot on about cashing out. also, great move for Trump. I mean, MSM and my peers keep saying he’s a “joke”…well this joke just got Wall Street’s best CEO to be the Treasury Secretary. If true, I can’t wait to see how this is spun in terms of dismay in his transition team.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Agreed. Ultimately, the cabinet does the bidding for Trump, not the other way around. Having Dimon coordinating the banking system from above would be the best case scenario.

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  4. roundwego

    Diamond is straight shooter. Trump likes straight shooters that are smart. If trump picks a goldman guy, the alt right will fucking lose it. Diamond has trust.

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  5. roundwego

    For you dumb fucks who cant remember. Diamond was the only guy at a big bank who saw 2008 coming. And he took over jpm. Yah the smart guy, who shot staight.

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  6. john_galt

    What’s next? John McCain at DOD?

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  7. joyous__ending

    Blue Horseshoe loves Dimon

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  8. ironbird

    Hard to make America great by blowing it into little tiny pieces all at once. Need to shoot holes into it and bleed out the scum over time. Then again everything the media says these days is complete horseshit. If Trump himself does not say it how can it be trusted?

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  9. longview

    Pre-election I was told Trump would reinstate something like Glass-Steagall. Do we still think that’s the case?

    Anyone want to wager on the following 4 years from now?
    * GINI coefficient
    * US Debt
    * Deficit as % of GDP
    * Averge annual growth in GDP

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    • soros

      Trump will most likely spend as much or more than every President from Obama back to Washington combined, just like Obama spent more than every President from Washington up to Bush combined, and how Bush spent more than every President from Washington to Clinton combined.

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    • john_galt

      I heard that too. With Wall St in control of Treasury, the reinstatement of Glass-Steagall is a pipe dream.

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  10. cancel19

    Idiots! This is how you make MAGA!

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