The Shopping Mall Lives: Retail Stocks Break Out with Trumptification of Markets

Dr. Fly Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:30am EST 1 Comment

Ever since Trump was elected President last week, Americans have been racing to the shopping malls to buy faggish clothes and prance around with frappacinos in tow and lots of diamonds and handbags. The Obama economy is dead. Long live Trump’s

The only issue with that thesis is Obama is still President and these gains only buttress his legacy. By the time Trump gets in, the market might’ve topped the fuck out and the apocalypse will likely ensue. The hacks who shill for globalist scum play 4d chess and have their eyes on 2020 now.

Retail stocks are breaking out today, ahead of National Festival, a day of thanks made official by none other than President Lincoln in 1863. Also, did you know that from the Victorian era until the 1950s, it was customary for children to parade in ragamuffin outfits and black smudged faces? Idiot country from day 1.

Seasonally speaking, retail does terrific in November. That sort of looks like a middle finger right? I’d be reticent to bet against retail now. You might as well wait for these pole smokers to exhaust themselves ahead of Thankgiving. Then you should pounce on these fucking stocks like wild turkeys and short the shit out of them.

The almighty Exodus is warning the sector is overbought. Generally speaking, buying retail up at these levels, algorithmic wise, has resulted in wanton humiliation and depravity.

I’ve always thought the mall was dead, ever since I started to hate going. I believe I’ve been hating on the mall since 2009ish, a time when Amazon because all the more important to me. After enjoying the splendor of Amazon and their speed demons delivery men, I cannot fathom why anyone would ever subject themselves to the spartan experience of the shopping mall any longer.

Fuck the mall.

But what do I know?

Jeff Macke, who seems to know a thing or two about retail likes them here.