Wall Street Declares Hillary the Winner: Dow Soars 500 Points Over Past Two Days, Mexican Peso Rips

It’s all over. You might as well stay at home and droll about the kitchen counter top eating cheesed doodles. As far as Wall Street is concerned, this election is over.

The Dow is ripping higher again, up nearly 500 points over the past two days. Copper is up nearly 3%, most likely due to China being safe from trade renegotiations under Clinton.

Lastly, the peso is fucking soaring and ripping gringo heads off — based upon the specter of more of the same awesomeness.