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Early Results Suggest an Orange Hue is Casting a Wide Shadow Over the Sunshine State

Trump has already claimed victory in Kentucky and Indiana, whilst Clinton stole a win in Vermont. Literally, no one lives in Vermont.

All eyes are now on Florida, where a large Cuban population is out en masse to fuck Clinton in the most Cuban of ways. With 7% of the votes in , Trump holds 50.4% of the vote, compared to Hillary’s very paltry and pathetic 47.1%. It’s embarrassing, frankly, and deserving of public humiliation. Ergo, I am here to provide such a service.

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Should Trump take Florida, his second favorite state and locale of Mar-a-lago, he would have won the Presidency of the United Steaks.

UPDATE: The panhandle is about to vote. BEHOLD as the uneducated white male descends upon you.

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25 comments

  1. matt_bear

    hillary is going to take broward/palm beach/miami. the rest of the state has to vote red big time in order to overcome.

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  2. sethster99

    This election will not be decided tonight. It will take until morning for them to”declare” a winner, which will then start a war in the courts with the Supreme Court only haveing 8 Justices, 4 conservative and 4 liberal… Going get quite dicey now.

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  3. awanka

    Whoever wins, it will be like that scene at the end of Shawshank redemption where they climb out of a river of shit.

    I love these moments of quiet before the fury.

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  4. uglyflint

    Florida is so damn important. Can’t bear to watch this shit.

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  5. uglyflint

    Right here is where I worry about Soros magic.

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  6. swordfish00

    well wasn’t that post premature

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  7. the_swatter

    Kkklinton up in Fla with 71% counted by 3%…. ffffuk!

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  8. swordfish00

    life is good. HRC takes Florida. now if only Republicans can keep the Senate.

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  9. peso trader

    Hat tip to North Carolina and Ohio for your hillary support. You just don’t come across a major cocaine distributor/ISIS arms dealer/charity fraudster to lead a country everyday

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  10. uglyflint

    Florida fucking tied ! Call the medics, need a chest paddle zap.

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  11. swordfish00

    pathetic.

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  12. uglyflint

    WOW ! Unbelievable. Eat your words sword.

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  13. ironbird

    Futes tanking.

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  14. peso trader

    S&P down -30, NAZ down -67, GOLD up +17….Get long wall building material!!

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  15. uglyflint

    TEXAS. Big red balls in yo face Hill hag.

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  16. uglyflint

    Watch PA. Big time gangsta rigging goin on.

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  17. matt_bear

    FL goes to Trump.

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