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Year to Date Market Gains Doubled Today: All Praise the Glory and Magnificence of Hillary #SPIRITCOOKING

Hitherto, markets have languished in an apathetic stalemate — constantly ebbing and flowing — betwixt in an uncertain amber of FBI investigations, wrought with the pangs of anti-globalist fervor. The curious candidacy of D. Trump has brought with it the darkest fears of Bohemian Grove — a supple and angry majority overthrowing and supplanting an otherwise entrenched elite class of multi-national interests. Thanks to the recent developments out of the FBI, all but vindicating our anointed leader, an agenda of war can flourish once again — staining and polluting vast swaths of fertile land with death and depleted uranium.

Markets responded in kind, doubling its year to date gains to more than 4% today.

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The eventuality of a Clinton ascension to power equates to foreign policies of an identical nature to that of G. Bush and B. Obama. There will be mass graves to be dug and wells of oil to be exploited. Prices will be affordable at your local Walmart and jobs plentiful at Mcdonald’s. Education for all, as long as you attach yourselves to debt balloons — which will detonate in precisely 15 years hence. Life as we know it will continue, unaltered, deepening the regulatory and tax moats that protect and shield big business from start up competition.

A once liberal society will now pervert its own ideals to bend to the caprices of sinister, unyielding, tyranny.

This election was unforgettable. America will get the President it deserves.

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25 comments

  1. riotact

    Another 8 years of misery. What again was so miserable about the last 8 years? Buy more guns ya crazy rednecks. I’m long gun stocks.

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    • The Maven

      What makes you think she’ll last beyond four? When the world economy implodes, re-election will prove Most Difficult from President down to the lowliest state senator.

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    • the_swatter

      u dumb shit, take gander at debt, LFPR, wages, real inflation, rates, pe levels, buybacks, food stamp usage, health insurance costs, home ownership, median family income, student loans, wage inequality — should i go on u smarmy venal little turd?

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    • gappingandyapping
      gappingandyapping

      Evidently you don’t pay for health insurance.

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      • ironbird

        riotact is a retard fighting Humas mother over who gets to hold the knife. Straight Spirit Cooking. Hard to reason with these demons man.

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  2. it is showtime

    SHOWTIME IN 2014:

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    FLY:
    bunk

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  3. soupbone

    Well most of us could never write that piece. I feel quite sad actually for you and I don’t know how you will drive this problem into the future. Best wishes.

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    • soupbone

      excuse me, none of us could write that way. On the other hand my 20 year old kids are NOT interested in any of this horseshit at all, despite the quality of the commentary. They are designing cities to operate without cars! They have no interest for our old shitty ways. None of these old fucks will be needed very soon. AND pedophiles are evil because they destroy people around them and there should be zero tolerance for that. You could destroy your ballet of course but that is weak: take a fucking risk and make some changes. If you don’t the next ones will do it undoudtly.

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  4. independent

    I am perplexed as to how she is such a threat and a person that has shown little if any mental capacity, intellectual curiosity, loyalty to anything other than making a few extra bucks for himself, and on and on and on. You mention tyranny and this is the guy that is threatening the press, by all accounts has lists of people to settle scores with. Believes Russia will be a good partner when they have shown over and over again that they are not. I honestly don’t get it. It is not Mitt Romney running, it is not Ronald Reagan. The argument only holds water if one subscribes to the craziest of conspiracy theories. Finally, quick question, was Assange finally forcefully removed from the embassy? How many of these silly predictions failed to materialize so far? Doesn’t it say something? I am sure there have been some valid claims as Hillary is by no means an angel but the lies are so numeros that the nuggets of truth and wisdom get lost in a sea of pure ZH nonsense.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Indie
      She is representative of more of the same, which is woefully deleterious to America. You don’t need to believe me. Just look at the rot that is this economy, hamstrung by productivity apathy.

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      • independent

        You may have a valid point. However, if I may speak for some of the other others turned off by the conspiratorial tone the site has recently taken. Inside all the conspiracies spewed there is so much non sense and outright lies that it instantly invalidates most of what i may read from Assange, the Russians, the crazies over and Breitbart and so on. Assange’s impending incarceration, which i referred to above is an example. The other problem is that they agent of change you are hanging your change campaign on is, in the opinion of many objective dissenters, a complete moron.
        Finally, I watched the Zero Hours documentary (about Stuxnet) on Showtime. Seeing pics of the meetings taking place i was horrified with the thought that this neanderthal may one day be in such meeting making decisions. Not only is the subject matter way over his head but he has not shown any interest in getting informed about anything. His answer about cyber warfare and hacking on the debate was disqualifying imho.

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        • Dr. Fly

          There is nothing conspiratorial, whatsoever, about the Wikileaks. To say as much is merely deflecting from the truth and attempting to marginalize me. It’s truly a vapid and insipid narrative to paint. If you’re ever interested in telling me why Hillary and the current globalist agenda is beneficial for me, I am all ears.

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        • The Maven

          Makes billion$ over a lifetime. Builds extraordinary properties, resorts, etc all over the world. Comes close, or who knows, even wins, the Presidency of the USA. Against ALL odds and without much outside funding, almost no ground organization and no support at all from the party he represents. Yeah, failure, Neanderthal, complete moron, uh-huh.

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        • juice

          Assange’s impending incarceration? not sure what u call 4 years without sunshine

          in the 50,000 emails released by wikileaks, have you seen even one that discussed anything to improve America and its peoples? I ‘ve only seen lies, deceptions and how to practice the art of deception on the american people.

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    • chuck bennett

      Man,

      I thought this guy was talking about HRC.

      Regards

      Chuck Bennett

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  5. Dr. Fly

    Is it me, or are all of you writing gibberish tonight? Total, indiscernible, dreck.

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    • unrelated

      An Ode to our Oligarchy

      Around the world’s most powerful seats
      We frame illustrations of seismic greed
      Highlight and show where their taking exceeds
      Well beyond limits of constitutionality
      With money they mingle at tables of deeds
      Pressing the influential to fulfill their needs
      Passing laws to bet the free flow of monies
      Flush into leaders and out of industries
      One problem is that they still call it democracy
      But truly it is the definition of oligarchy
      A word used by Aristotle to describe what we see
      Back then he reserved it for corrupt regimes

      Bewildering wealth entwine with world power
      If money’s no use intimidation makes them cower
      If they disagree war erupts in an hour
      I’ve watched stocks dive, bullets rain like a shower
      With a smear of bad press or a leader painted sour
      A politician, live, in their saddest hour
      There is no mercy in wars of finance and power

      Generally they get along in fancier halls
      Profitability their beck and call
      Like a high school clique they’re big yet small
      Soap operas chart their rise and falls
      TV advertises their lifestyle
      Though I hear the trend is getting vile
      Some keep a D.C. insider at the length of a mile
      I would for certain. (With a smile)
      Though some inside are trapped sans pride
      And secretly labor to reveal incriminating ties
      Like a shadow league that does what’s right
      It keeps wide a protective eye…
      Oh dear, I shan’t shed such light
      Sometimes it seems safest to hide

      I dare proceed with dread up my sleeve
      Yet worldwide allies are ready to leave
      The weaker are braver to show faces displeased
      Old foes are standing up for transparency
      A power spoken from across the seas

      If the future is to be seen
      One word will say it’s “differently”
      Ever since WWII we took the lead
      But one administration really set the scene
      The plot sowed threats and hostilities
      These days were not about world peace
      Nations cowered and yet stay on knees
      To ensure tranquility of economies

      Power was used to enslave nations
      With monumental debt and civil agitation
      And also to overthrow democratic stations
      Any excuse to change laws of other nations
      To more profitably procure our corporations

      For some reason we Took like a Roman Empire
      Any nation or resource or economic attire
      To drape on our corporate lords and sires
      Who dined with the most influential spires
      Oligarchs all, the highest of higher
      Not much has changed, it is mired

      With laws they instituted illegalities
      The PA and HS, unconstitutionally
      They changed the government of this country
      Challenging tenets of democracy
      Just look what’s been done to freedom of speech
      Even the president had to mention it recently

      We tried to tell them then but it was no use
      They drove tanks over our words too
      An illegal war the UN approved
      We were all shocked to see it used
      An agency to ensure peace after WWII
      The internet burst to life with debate and independent news
      Liberals challenged the Rule of hubris stew
      But today many a liberal just hits snooze
      ‘Their’ leaders would never ever choose
      Fascism happens on other people’s news

      We warned them, too, over a decade ago
      Fascism is ripe and ready to go
      It came and it conquered it sprawls and it grows
      Hidden now under a differently elected show
      And under the next who takes that role
      Last time it crushed hope so
      “Hope and change” cashed out the same rigamarole
      “Again great?” a return to democracy or hostile shows?

      It is what it is and it does what it does
      Like an aircraft carrier undeterred it chugs
      Shifting direction slightly toward industry appreciation
      If it’s for the people, business gets to write legislation
      The only hope being internal reconstruction
      I hear some man that bow with gumption
      If so liberty and justice may again mean something
      Alas, it may be the end of democracy
      With luck the oligarchs will rule equitably
      Or hand the reins back to constitutionality

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  6. stockslueth

    It’s the Blue Pill society.

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  7. natehois

    I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

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  8. ironbird

    Yeah no shit Senor Fly. Crack and speed should make people alert not rambling jackasses. The Spirit Cooking says the man is going to win one way or another.

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  9. eddiedaroza

    What are the Bill and Hillary will be the first presidential couple to both be impeached? I’m going 50/50

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