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Carter Braxton Worth ‘Almost Guarantees’ Market Correction, Sees Weakness in FANG

C.B. Worth, fresh from the beaches of Nassau, wearing his gold buttoned blue blazer and mandatory khakis, brought great news of imminent doom to the fuckheads at CNBC — describing the technical breakdown in the lauded FANG stocks — concluding a correction was all but a foregone conclusion.

While this may dismay many of you, causing fits of rage and a hardening around the idea that stocks can never fall and can never enter the winter of the bear, it is true. Batten down the hatches, fucked faces, a storm is brewing.

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10 comments

  1. the_swatter

    stock jockies holding onto to their 200-300pe reins final stretch in the belmont stakes will b deaded by the rigged fake finish lines…

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  2. zephler

    The_Donald (on reddit) is my second favorite place on the interwebs

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  3. dcolella15

    Since this is a finance blog post, you are doomed to only have 500 views on it. Sorry to break the news to you….

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  4. stockslueth

    Expecting a very short-term rally and then total anarchy.

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  5. roundwego

    overnight looks fearful. vix steady on the hourly and could go exponential tomorrow 🙂

    and as the smoke clears. we see that FBI personnel with unwavering conviction stood up to corrupt DOJ and continued with the case for months. and now have build up a avalanche of evidence to indite Killary with obstruction of justice. and four other cases investigated by die hard FBI who love america. The Saudi’s control of Clintons and obama will come out.

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