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Goldman Sachs Wins Again: Firm Both Recommends to Sell and Buy Equities During Same Day

This is what one might call ‘asshole subterfuge.’

On one hand, the Goldman Global Asset management head is saying to buy stocks — because ‘they’re cheap’ and the government is going to begin a drunken spending spree of historical proportions — all of which are completely unfounded and utter garbage and total unequivocal shit.

On the other side of Goldman is long term bearshitter and hater of life, David Kostin. His obnoxious mathematical based models point to the exact opposite of what Ms. Cock had to say. He says, based upon the laws of mathematics, stocks are overvalued by any historical reference point and that they’re currently in the 97% of being overpriced.

In other words, Kostin heard the bullish shit coming out of the asset management side of the firm, hedged and shit on it.

In the end, Goldman will always be able to point to a winner — while quietly killing the loser.

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6 comments

  1. moosh

    These devildog mother fuckers. Wow.

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  2. cascadia

    GS, they only know how to make money. They don’t give a shit about morals or perception, but they make coin, line their pockets, and pass the rest on to shareholders.
    They really are something to behold.

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  3. cascadia

    BTW, the change in narrative is in.

    Inflation everywhere, all the time.
    Hide the children, a loaf of bread will be $100 in 2 years…

    Is the inflation hiding in oil barrels?

    Is the inflation in Chinese real estate?

    Where did Yellen hide the inflation!?!?

    Is a 25bps going to change the global landscape?

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  4. roundwego

    Dana cnn bitch keeps pushing trump on how much ad money he is going to pony up. News sold to the highest bidder.

    https://youtu.be/iBz-XkBstao

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