A Melancholic Cramer Appears on Mad Money Tonight, After Realizing the Market is Completely Fucked

You couldn’t count the headwinds with a thousand fingers. The biggest cheerleader of stocks the world has ever seen, the man who said Bear Stearns was perfectly fine — just prior to its total evisceration, appeared on Mad Money this evening — half the man he was last week, when he appeared with virility and vigor — optimistic for even moar gains.

Now he’s beginning to come down from his cocaine induced fog — realizing hard facts of a most deleterious nature are a bit too much for pedestrian market forces to handle.

We need the Fed to back away from rates hikes.

It begins.