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Oppression is So Trendy: Women’s Chess Championship to Be Held in Iran — Forced to Compete in Hijab

It’s all the rage amongst pseudo-liberal circles these days. One must sympathize with the ‘cultures’ of others, in this case, the laws mandated by unenlightened, barbarous, men who teach their boys how to properly beat their wives and to make them wear hijabs — for the sake of bittersweet morality. All across western civilizations, government controlled propaganda are teaching our young to conform with oppressive thinking in order to be liberally minded. Ironies abound.

See, we’ve transcended freedom and have now moved towards introducing inequality and oppression as a form of new age thinking — in order to be tolerant to others.

Enter the Female World Championship

This year, lucky for all of those western girls with blonde hair, it will be held in Iran. Back in 1979, after the Islamic Revolution, women have been forced to wear hijabs in Iran — strictly enforced by the comically fucked ‘morality police’ — who will undoubtedly burn in hell immediately after death. As such, the young girls participating in the tournament will be forced, mind you, to wear hijabs — because showing your hair is woefully scandalous and also a blasphemy.

Only a complete moron would arrange for a female chess tournament to be held in Iran. Maybe next year they’ll hold the event in Aleppo, in order to be multi-cultural and all.

As a result, Grandmasters are protesting the event and have accused the government body, FIDE, for being assholes and against women’s rights.

“This violates all what sports means. Sport should be free of discrimination by sex, religion and sexual orientation, “said Carla Heredia, Grandmaster and World Champion ACO’14 ’15, Pan American Champion ’12, Ecuador Olympic Team.

Carla furthered, saying “The obligation to use hijab is one issue, another one is that women can’t share room with a male if she is not married to him. So the question remains what would happen if women chess players want to share the room with a male coach or if women chess players want to prepare for the game visiting the coach’s room.”

FIDE is saying the women should, basically, shut the fuck up and put on the hijab, and to ‘respect’ the ‘cultural differences.’ No shit.

If one of these girls violate the hijab law, when in Iran, they will face arrest, a fine, and a public shaming. Maybe the ‘morality police’ will make them mop floors and iron sheets in the public square?

As if this story couldn’t get more bizarre, one of the young women protesting the event is the US champion, who goes by the name Nazi Paikidze. You really can’t make this up.

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Nazi opines.

“It is absolutely unacceptable to host one of the most important women’s tournaments in a venue where, to this day, women are forced to cover up with a hijab.”

“I understand and respect cultural differences. But, failing to comply can lead to imprisonment and women’s rights are being severely restricted in general.

“It does not feel safe for women from around the world to play here.” Paikidze added: “I am honoured and proud to have qualified to represent the United States in the Women’s World Championship. But, if the situation remains unchanged, I will most certainly not participate in this event.”

 

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17 comments

  1. Raul3

    The main foundation stone to National Romanticism’s school of thought is to submerge yourself into the life of other cultures. Romanticism is an ego-centric philosophy, which is inherently weak and prone to disaster.

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  2. bountyhunter1

    Chess ? Meh … Now, if they held Women’s Chess Boxing in Iran I would attend !

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  3. the_swatter

    Obammy ’bout to fly over a few moar pallets of cash and gold…….

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  4. rigged game

    Iran, part of the Shiite sect, is much more liberal than Sunni Saudi Arabia.

    BTW: Why can’t girls competing at Wimbledon play NUDE if they wish?

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    • Dr. Fly

      Hmm. so you’re equating someone wanting to play in the nude, a practice that is unnatural and against normal human conventions, being that clothing protects us from the elements and germs and such, to a law that is mandated by a religious fanatic that if disobeyed results in jail, fine and public shaming?

      You must be a fantastic husband.

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      • metalleg

        Re: Wimbledon

        I believe the players are required to wear white. That goes for ALL players, men and women. I guess if you’re an albino, playing in the nude might meet the criteria.

        BTW, who the fuck names their kid Nazi?

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      • rochester

        There is lingerie football which is close to nude. That nude is unnatural is an interesting twist. Other than a Hazmat suit, don’t think clothes are designed to protect us from germs. If so, then Arab women must be the healthiest people on Earth. Right?

        Are you suggesting Hijabs for everyone?

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        • Dr. Fly

          Rochester,
          Do you even realize how much of an asshole you sound like? You’re not a liberal.

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        • rochester

          Just having a little fun on an odd day my stocks are sucking. You are correct though, I’m not a liberal.

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  5. peaches

    There is a buttload of money and power in the business of having peasants believe you support old time religion. Got to give it to the Donald for refusing to pretend to be a religious freak. Iran and Saudi are generations away from secular government. Only a secular government can protect religious freedom.

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  6. longview

    So you are saying that FIDE, and its President Kirsan Ilyumzhinov of the Republic of Kalmykia are trendy pseudo-liberals?

    Seems more like one of Putin’s buddies got directed to cozy up to the Mullah’s. That’s leadership in action!!

    https://www.fide.com/component/content/article/2-articles/1317-fide-president

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    • Dr. Fly

      pseudo liberal does not infer liberal. Its facade is one of tolerance and acceptance, when in fact their true goal is oppression and integration of totalitarian cultures.

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      • longview

        Got it. I thought you were implying that this had something to do with misguided, wrongheaded Western pseudo-liberals, which does not seem to, rather it appears to the work puppets under the control of the great leader in Moscow. Looks like a bone thrown to Putin’s buddies in Iran, to me.

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  7. mx2101

    I agree with Fly.

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  8. cost_of_cash

    This matters to me why?

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  9. the dude

    As a tournament-level player I can tell you that FIDE is on par with FIFA in terms of corruption and shady characters. These tournaments in pariah countries is a common occurrence.

    The problem chess faces is lack of sponsorship. So when criminal states and criminal individuals pony up the money the players dance to their tune. The president of FIDE is Kirsan Ilyumzhinov who also happens to be President of the obscure state of Kalmykia. He is widely regarded as a criminal by many in the chess world although he has spent many millions of his own money supporting chess. He also claims to have been abducted by aliens.

    By the way, don’t miss the World Men’s Championship which will be held in November right here in New York City.

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