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MORONS GET SQUEEZED

It was an enjoyable day for the free money feudalists, as poor economic data dropped the chances of a Fed rate hike from a scary 15% to 12%.

Markets raged higher, taking with it a cadre of orangutans who’ve been blessed to traverse this earth without a brain.

Specifically speaking, markets should continue smacking the shit out of overzealous traders. When you short into the hole or buy into a riptide, don’t be surprised when you are unceremoniously removed from your cash.

A great man once told me “it’s all fun and games until your bullshit account goes to zero.” He was a curmudgeon fellow who walked around the boardroom with an unlit cigar in his mouth, old, cranky and brilliant. He’d offer these quips to me whenever we met at the Bloomberg terminal. Back then, I thought he was a stupid asshole, as I was younger, stronger, and making a dickload of money.

The dot com bubble was good to me. The bust caught me flat footed and left me in ruins for two years.

Right now, I’m the older guy chewing on a disgusting cigar, telling you that a storm is coming and the ebb tide is much closer than you know.

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15 comments

  1. it is showtime

    …fakeout-monday…
    …fakeout…thursday?…

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  2. helicopter money

    Are you still long gold and silver? Did you see that huge paper gold dump this morning? It was 70 tons or something.

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  3. dopefeller

    I am utterly lost between you and OA. His posts seem to suggest we have a solid run-up ahead while you warn about a catastrophic meltdown. Gun to the head and forced to pick a side, I’ll just ask for the trigger

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    • Dr. Fly

      I am not short term trading anymore. My trading is based off mean reversion and larger macro calls which takes a longer time.

      Truth be told, I don’t even look at day to day moves anymore. I find myself much happier since giving up the gig.

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    • Option Addict

      Taking a bullet is a much better option then leaving your money to the fate of either of us. Don’t make it about us, make it about you dude.

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  4. bwana

    I think Trump is absolutely correct when he says there will be a wall and the Mexicans are going to pay for it. The Mexicans are going to build a wall to keep the Americans out when you are all scrambling to get out of the country.

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