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Prepare for a Trump Market Rally of Epic Proportions: Gartman Says Trump Presidency Would Be ‘Incredibly Bearish’ For Stocks

Look how fucking animated D. Gartman was in this clip. He was practically jerking off on national television, him and that stupid fucking tie and hands formed in the shape of a pyramid, discussing how horrible a Trump Presidency would be for stocks, due to his ‘unknown quantity.’ Mind you, he isn’t a Clinton dick sucker or a Trump supporter. He merely goes onto the teevee to talk extreme shit about Trump, while saying Clinton would be good for stocks.

Words has it Gartman will be penciling in Robert E. Lee this election season.

 

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4 comments

  1. roundwego

    fly dont you think trump wants to tank first then print twice as much as obama.

    he has always said that the market needs a cleansing. his only chance of success is to crash first.

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  2. roundwego

    Nikkei is looking crashy.

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  3. heaterman

    I don’t think the markets will need Trump as an impetus to crash. Things are twitchy all over the world and the longer it takes for things to unravel the more magnificent the swan dive to oblivion will be.

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  4. juice

    Gartmann is so bad, he’s good

    Look up conventional wisdom in the dictionary and you’ll see a pic of old Dennis.

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