iBankCoin

Morgan Stanley Thinks the Fed is Itching to Move, But the Market is Saying No Fucking Way

The Fed merely discussed the option of hiking rates and the market threw itself into a lit fireplace, wrapped in flammable outer garments. Unbeknowst to Yellen’s Fed, apparently, their bosses (the stock market) are saying there is only a 24% chance of a hike in September and a 57% chance of it happening in December.

Bear in mind, the Fed has NEVER hiked rates without the probability being at 100% beforehand. Ergo, there isn’t a chance in red fucking hell that the Fed will hike rates and live to talk about it.

fed

Ellen Zentner, Chief Economist at Morgan Stanley, thinks the Fed is ‘itching to move’, mainly to justify their existence on the planet Earth. But, ultimately, will bend to the caprices of the market and back the fuck down.

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

5 comments

  1. sethster99

    Word to the wise… When the market gets killed on a Friday, the Monday following it is even worse…

    In other words, sell your longs and get short.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. roundwego

    interest rates are rising cus defaults and delinquencies are rising. the fed does not control anything they are reactionary in crisis and complacent during growth.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. mgutie3

    No way in hell this move was caused by our fed, your mistaken. This move of rates shooting up higher was caused by Draghi and Kuroda not adding more stimulus. They were in fact the spark that waiting to be lit.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. superpositron

    The Fed will try but fail to get a hike in this year. There’s a trade however between the sesaw action in the markets which will oscillate between a outlier trump win. Ultimately he won’t win but the markets are too relaxed with the incumbent

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"