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WAR: Hillary Clinton Threatens Military Action Against Cyberattacks

Watch out Julian Assange. If elected, Hillary Clinton might bomb the shit out of the Ecuadorian embassy in London, in order to take you out. After 15 years of war, H. Clinton reminds us that war is perpetual and that new enemies crop up on a daily basis. Some of them are tangible. We can capture, torture them and then kill them, after extracting information. Others are more stealthy, sneaky devils in Moscow hacking into emails, exposing wanton corruption in the DNC–which demand a 21st century response.

Such a response, gentlemen, is as ancient as the Knap of Howar. War, gentlemen, was the answer then and it is still the answer now.

“As President, I will make it clear that the United States will treat cyberattacks just like any other attack. We will be ready with serious political, economic, and military responses,” she told the attendees, largely made up of veterans and their supporters.

“We are going to invest in protecting our governmental networks and our national infrastructure,” she continued. “I want us to lead the world in setting the rules in cyberspace. If America doesn’t, others will.”

“We need to respond to evolving threats from states like Russia, China, Iran and North Korea,” Clinton said in the speech. “We need a military that is ready and agile so it can meet the full range of threats and operate on short notice across every domain – not just land, sea, air and space but also cyberspace.

“You’ve seen reports. Russia’s hacked into a lot of things, China has hacked into a lot of things. Russia even hacked into the Democratic National Committee, maybe even some state election systems. So we have got to step up our game. Make sure we are well defended and able to take the fight to those who go after us.”

Tell your kids to get ready for conscription.

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6 comments

  1. rahagar

    But didn’t Prez 0bamer spike the ball on the hack job we (with Israel) did on Iran with Stuxnet?

    As usual we can do it, they can’t. No wonder she lives in such a fvcking fantasy land inside that blood clot infested head.

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  2. ironbird

    That Lucifers spawn will cause a civil war. So many condo people have no clue. These United Steaks will not abide. Extra armed dude.

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  3. billiejones

    “….maybe even some state election systems.”

    This comment from Hillary, coupled with the recent headline that Homeland Security may take over the election process (thereby centralising the entire vote in the federal gov’t) is downright 1984 ish. Hat tip to Bluestar for pointing out the Homeland Security article on Twitter.

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  4. juice

    what could possibly go wrong!?

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  5. prospectus

    Hillary running on a platform of her strength in dealing with cyber issues is like Trump running on a platform of personal humility and soft-spoken words

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