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Stocks Ramp into the Close; Investors Balls Out Ahead of Tomorrow’s Jobs Report (Warning: Rant Ahead)

For a minute there, maybe two, it looked as if stocks were heading lower. The Dow was off by more than 100. WTI was down 3.5% and the mood in the room was glum. Then, as if everyone was stricken with an epiphany all at once, stocks lifted and lifted some more. The prevailing wisdom is, and always has been, stocks will continue higher as long as central banks wish it so.

Gone are the days of business cycles and earnings. All that matters now is rigging and the cajoling of sentiment, across the globe, for the explicit purposes of realizing utopia–a society that is starkly divided amongst classes and where profit is paramount to all tenets, even life itself.

Oh, you’re just a low farmer, minding your business and growing food from the earth?

FUCK YOU: BUY OUR SEEDS.

Are you uncomfortable paying $2,000 per mo for your families health insurance? Too bad, profits must be had.

Eventually, most of you will become wards of the state, with the majority of property and wealth in the hands of an elite few. The indelible march towards tyranny begins and ends with the rigging of markets, which is at the epicenter of everything that’s wrong with society today.

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9 comments

  1. matt_bear

    stocks up for Harambe.

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  2. helicopter ben

    It bothers me to be part of a lost generation. Unfortunately, I have not yet found a way to escape the working class life. Oh well…

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  3. it is showtime

    I REMIND EVERYONE

    I described scenarios of a couple PCs hooked up basically with macro keys to Dow30-subsets or their futures. Could not be more apparent in this summer-fall 16 election year. How accurate that was.

    CIRCA EARLY-MID 2013

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  4. ironbird

    There is a black hole blowing in the wind. A great man called it a vortex once.

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  5. Marc David

    No balls, no babies.

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  6. longview

    Seems like a rigged market regime that tends to concentrate wealth should be matched with a higher marginal income tax or estate tax regime that skims the unearned gains.

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