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$AMZN Beats Estimates, Offers Hilarious Guidance

When you literally rule America with an iron fist and control Xmas, you can do and say whatever the fuck you want.

Amazon just crushed numbers and gave guidance that can only be construed as #YOLO.

Amazon sees Q3 operating income of $50-650 million mln vs ~$800 mln estimate; revs $31.0-33.5 billion bln vs $31.7 bln consensus

Amazon Q2 operating income $1.3 bln vs. $375-975 mln guidance and $900 mln estiamte; rev $30.4 bln vs. $28-30.5 bln guidance and $29.6 bln CIQ Consensus.

Any other company publishes this shit and the stock gets raped for 30% in the after hours.

AMZN is higher by 2%.

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4 comments

  1. dirkd

    Lizard buy programs.

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  2. momono

    they always have done that but it’s hilarious that they keep giving the finger to analysts and anyone who wants estimates.

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  3. billiejones

    Dr. Fly, is this from briefing.com? I’m looking for a good service that alerts me with Data releases. Thanks.

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  4. bizerkus

    Oh come on, let Bezos have some good ol’ “in your face” fun.

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