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BURRITOS RUN WILD

Many years ago in Exodus, back in 2009, I quarantined all stocks from China and dubbed them ‘burritos’–because you never know what you’re gonna get inside.

I’ve always found the orient to be a curious place, especially China. Their stocks are mostly scams, which is a particularly bold statement. I was an early adopter to the Chinese, having taken positions in a sundry of stocks that were domiciled in the great walled nation. I learned the hard way, through the fires, they weren’t worth my time or money.

Today, as the market caresses record highs, Chinese Burritos are running higher, with extreme prejudice.

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The shit always floats to the top when we’re just about to flush. Enjoy your lunch, fucked faces.

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5 comments

  1. uglyflint

    OA called it the other day. Amazing.

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  2. speerothekid

    If your ish floats, may wanna change what you’re consuming

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  3. stockslueth

    Buy American.

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  4. og

    KONE up another 70%. lol

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  5. bizerkus

    This is what happens when members of the communist party lock up the float on these burritos and then work their magic to initiate a buying panic by the weak and unwashed hands.

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