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Dead Mall Retail Stocks Lead Today’s Barnstormer of a Rally

Who said the shopping mall was dead? Has anyone looked at the price of crude lately? It’s awfully cheap and Amazon isn’t going to shut down all of the malls at once. So we might as well partake in a little bit of debauchery, while afforded the opportunity to do so.

Shares of one day defunct American retailer SHLD is leading the fray, with a +4.5% showing. Other standouts include JCP (+2.5%), M (+1.8%), MW (+4.3%), ANF (+3.3%), GPS (+2.6%), BID (+6%), FIVE (+5.5%), BUFF (+5.5%) and ZAGG (+3.77%).

Clearly, I can go one for days, ranting and raving about all of these retailers who’ve, seemingly, found new life at the bottom of the alligator infested pool. But that’d be grapes, of the soured varietal. We should all embrace wanton shoppery of the glamorous sort, as Americans droll on through shopping malls in tow with 70% off coupons, clamoring for the latest designs.

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3 comments

  1. it is showtime

    Shadow-wallstreet becoming a player today…
    Scouring to find something not overpumped yet they can use
    Just would be absolutely hilarious if it wasnt absolute travesty

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  2. awanka

    Triumphant call on ZAGG, Mr. Fly. I think I’ll buy some Pokecoins to celebrate.

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  3. og

    Went to our outdoor mall on Friday. Freaking kids and adults playing Pokemon everywhere. Malls are back!

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