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The Bulls Are Running Loose in Tokyo; NIKKEI Notches Another 500 to its Pokemon Belt

The NIKKEI is up more than 1,000 over the past two trading days, marking a degeneracy unseen in many moons. The NIKKEI 225 is now higher by 500, or 3.2%.

The Samurai are leading the charge against the asshole westerners with gatling guns. At the vanguard of this lift is Ash Ketchum from Pallett town, with Nintendo higher by another 5%.

Some of the supreme commanders of this run include Sumitomo Mitsui Trust (+13%), Toshiba (+10%), Mazda (+8%), Daiwa securities (+8%) and Mitsui Fudosan (+7.5%), naturally.

Separately, but related, the yen is off by 0.25%, which is likely the cause for the run in Japanese run banks.

U.S. futs give zero fucks, currently off by 1.

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2 comments

  1. peso trader

    What does Pokemon mean? Pocket monsters…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiP6MkXHmPw

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  2. bob smith

    How hard is it really to make your stock market go up when the government buys stocks with money they can print an endless supply of?

    I’ve long suspected that Japan isn’t the only country doing this. That’s why gold keeps going up… because enough people like me realize that prosperity doesn’t come from an inkjet printer.

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