What a wonderful stock’d market. We’re all just thrilled to see stocks hit new highs. I’ve been punching homeless men in the face with bags of cocaine this morning, even though I’m not leveraged long. I’ve been a crazy eyed bull my entire life, so I am entitled to invite myself to this grande extravaganza despite not being a bull anymore.
Some of you are pondering “what the fuck is going up so much” to cause all of this wanton degeneracy. I am here to show you.
These are the new market leaders, the enemies of the Death Star.
YTD gains
XOM +23%
AMZN +12%
JNJ +21%
FB +13%
T +27%
WMT +22%
VZ +24%
PFE +14%
CVX +20%
ORCL +13%
CMCSA +20%
There you have it: brand new, all time, motherfucking highs. I’m sure all of you hog butchers are HEAVILY long At&t and Verizon, no?
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Did Bluestar disappear? lol
he is dead
Must have been that Amazon short.
I’m looking to load up on Munder Telecom Fund, I’ll be back with a ticker…