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UBS’s ‘Ultra-High Net Worth’ CIO Says They’re Buying European High Yield and Illiquid Dividend Futures for Clients

File this one under ‘what could go wrong?’

Having dealt with high net worth clients my entire adult life, I can tell you right now that anyone that is a client of this moron cringed while watching this. His clients aren’t to be worried about ‘illiquid’ investments, because ‘they have a lot of cash.’ Really?

In other words, his clients, this CIO of ‘ultra high net worth’ people, not to be confused with ordinary high net worth people (think Sir Larry v Gordon Gekko), has no problem, whatsoever, tossing his clients money into flaming barrels of trash because they’ve got plenty of it.

Way to manage risk, Simon Smiles.

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4 comments

  1. djmarcus

    if ECB ends up going into hy euro space, this guy will bank. us hy will also trade up b/c of rel val

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  2. btn

    “File this one under ‘what could go wrong?’ ” LOL

    In other news, somebody big is liquidating Vanguard funds in a big way. In Vanguard Total Stock Market ETF (VTI), Vanguard 500 ETF (VOO), and Vanguard FTSE Developed Markets ETF (VEA) alone, there have been almost ***half-a-billion*** in net block sell trades (on the down tick/bid).

    http://online.wsj.com/mdc/public/page/2_3022-mflppg-moneyflow.html

    Strange that they are all ETFs from one company (although Vangurd is a huge player). Not sure if this is about Vanguard (probably one of the more trusted companies sicne they bascially started the passive index ETF market) or just a broad-based bearish strategy.

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  3. stockslueth

    They’re just fine. They’re at the controls flying the plane… free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.

    Airplane 1980

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  4. en1gma

    Reminds me of this cartoon: http://imgur.com/9StS3ht

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