The End of Days Approaches: People are Paying Baby Naming Agencies 29k to Name Their Babies

The decadence and the immorality running parallel one another like this is indicative that another seal from the gates of hell has been removed. I suspect baby naming agencies are run by demons or wraths, in order to humor themselves with the stupidity of man.

Pray tell me, how can a parent expect to achieve anything with their child is they can’t even name him?

Professional services have popped up in the U.S. and Europe to aid parents with naming their children for a fee. Last year, Marc Hauser, who runs the Switzerland-based naming agency Erfolgswelle, went from solely serving brands to also branding children. His firm charges over $29,000 for every baby it names, devoting two to three weeks and around 100 hours of work to the process. Though Hauser thinks that approaches rating baby names strictly by data (and not emotion) are “overrated,” his firm does check to ensure that a baby name has not already been trademarked. “Even when it’s a little close to an existing brand name, it will not survive,” he said. Historians also vet the name to ensure it goes not have “an aggravating past.” Hauser admits that his own first name, Marc, would never make the cut at his firm because it’s connected to the name of an ancient Roman god of war.

Absolutely ridiculous. A hard reset is coming.