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Dennis Gartman’s Latest Bold Call on Crude Oil, In Gentleman Banker Terms

In this segment, D. Gartman went full southern ‘hog-wild’ on his predominantly northern audience. He got on the teevee, looked at everyone with a straight face, and ignored his previous calls of crude oil trading down to a wooden nickel, or that (crude) ‘would never trade to $44’ in his lifetime, and suggested, instead, that bankers and frackers alike would be pleased with $42 crude. Moreover, he boldly suggested that crude would be range bound from $32-$42, utterly and entirely abandoning his previous call of it delving into the pits of hell at $15.

Fake books in background: check

Sleepy southern retard look: check

Creepy hand gestures whilst doling out bad advice: double check

Spring chic tie: check

I give you The Gartman.

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5 comments

  1. probucks

    So all we’ve learned is that oil will be somewhere N0T between 32 & 42… Interesting

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    • btn

      yup, looks like oil will likely be in the $43-50 range until the economy collapse, in which case it will drop to $31

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  2. fxtradepro

    Gartman must have read Tom Kloza’s call on Oil to stay range bound bw $45-$35, and for plagiarism purposes, unfolded a $42-$32 range.

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  3. stockslueth

    Dartman!

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  4. cali24dog

    No investment blogger makes me laugh like senor tropicana….you are truly gifted, sir.

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