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Bernard Sanders Slays the Beast in Wisconsin

Captain of the Madison High School track team, Bernard Sanders, annihilated H. Clinton this evening, in spite of the Clinton sex machine roaring through the state like a former white hair’d President after ingesting an entire bottle of viagra.

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No one really gives a shit that Bernie won. The superdelegates cast their lot before the primary even occurred–gifting the Clinton harem with at least 5 of the 10 ‘super dels’ as they like to call them. Bernie is okay with fighting the long, uphill, battle. Growing up as a young man, basically orphaned by the death of both parents, displeased with college due to it being ‘boring and irrelevant’, Sanders made it his life’s work to seek the destruction of the billionaire class of people in the corrupt capitalistic society filled with nothing but catiffs and mountebanks, the US of A.

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2 comments

  1. ironbird

    That count is rigged. Bernie won Wisconsin in a landslide.She is getting obliterated. Doubting that old man is a mistake. Hillary had the super delegates in 08 too. Til she did not. Totally new situation this time tho. Who could not mug Bernie? A five year old could rob Bernie.

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  2. btn

    The fact remains that it looks like neither Hillary nor Bernie can win without superdelegates, so it looks like another open convention.

    Also, while Trump has tarred and feathered the Republican etablishment, Bernie has not donw the same on the D side, which leaves them open to voting for him. The fact that Bernie does better in head-to-head against Trump and Cruz also puts the superdelegates in a difficult poistion.

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