You’re probably thinking this post is an April fool’s day joke. Instead, it is your tombstone.
European markets are crashing through the floor-boards. Crude is lower. Casino stocks are reporting heinous revenue numbers out of Macau, as a rather ironic anti-graft campaign by the inherently fraudulent Chinese govt makes its way through them like a swarm of locusts.
The weaklings in France have capitulated like mice, once again.
Everyone knows crude is going lower, even the idiot George Bush. I am short XLE, like a champion.
Lastly, the ark floats. There isn’t any more room on it. I’ve accepted three lions and twelve mongoose today to board near the last compartments in the hull. If you want to board, you will have to share a cage with wild turkeys.
I’ll be busy all day in preparation for travel. If you have any questions, feel free to leave them in the comments section and I’ll get back to you later on.
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Put me with turkey’s. At least I’ll have something to eat.
“You’re probably thinking this post is an April fool’s day joke. Instead, it is your tombstone.”
This is one of the greatest lines I’ve read on this site.
12 mongoose seems to be a bit excessive don’t you think? But I guess we live in a nation full of excess…
I bought BP BUD NSRGY. how’s that.
I have a feeling the Bush line was tailored specifically as a Spring gift for ‘frog’ (though it’s true)
Got my pleather seat just hours after the Fly back at 120 round trip. Sure is comfy.
Yes, crude is going lower, at the moment. And I don’t expect it will get back to its highs any time soon. Nor do I own any oil stocks. Call me an idiot if you like. But it’s still unclear to me what erl will do in the intermediate term.
And idiot though I may be, I called the bottom in erl.
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Three lions and a mongoose have me in a convulsive fit. Thank you.