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New York State to Join California in Raising Minimum Wage to $15 per hr

How dare lawmakers go against ‘free markets’ by hiking the minimum wage for burger flippers to $15 per hr. How the fuck do they expect McDonald’s and Burgerrr’d King to take excess profits to buy back shares and grant the top 0.001% of the company lavish stock options?

THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS!

America deserves slave wages, in order to compete with foreign slaves at FOXCONN and other well to do companies. It will be very interesting to see all of those miserable Subway shoppes close down because their slaves took so much of the excess profits.

Why, at $15 per hr, that means the average slave will make approximately $2,100 per mo, or $25k per year.

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THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS!

Obviously, this law was concocted by red communists who HATE small businesses and only want to ‘give away’ all of the excess profits to undeserving teenage punks, working side jobs while stacking up insurmountable debts, which will haunt them for eternity, as they hop from one plantation to the next.

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13 comments

  1. cat

    If I were being cynical, I would point out that the increase of the minimum wage to $15 an hour will likely hasten the transition of many of those $15 an hour jobs to be done by robots (no pay, no benefits, just the cost of purchase and upkeep).

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    • Dr. Fly

      Oooh, robots. We should lower all wages immediately to slow that progression.

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    • it is showtime

      This was pointed out early early on by alt-media consumers. Kind of like to pride ourselves being ahead of the curve. Major discussion 6 months ago including that-robot-replacement-premise fail along with burger flipping automation systems more available now.
      Those points along w others makes it suspicious because overall logic doesn’t fit. Easily have to question, …as some of us did…, if it’s the continued designed introduction to socialism. Floor wage living wage etc. Those $15/hr nursing assistants and admin assts will …love… making the same as burger flippers…

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  2. ironbird

    Ronald was not fat as fuck with a shadow. That dude needs to go to clown school. He is a hobo clown obviously.

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    • ironbird

      Possibly no help there. Appears the sign is upside down as well. Retards do not really have a proper clown category.

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  3. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Only in America can a hardworking man or woman make 15 bucks per hour. USA! USA! USA!

    As a side note, have you been watching that Noisey series on the Vice Channel? A small young bearded white guy interview rappers like Rick Ross, Kendrick Lamar etc in their old hoods. I’m not a big rap fan but was very interesting.

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    • t.c.

      Vice is excellent and usually visually stunning. I can’t believe I like something produced by Bill Maher. The filmography is 1st class though.

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  4. UncleBuccs

    Look at that UNP worker pay. I should have said to hell with college, and rode the rails for the rest of my days… I’d imagine you can smoke out of the caboose windows, as well….

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  5. gorby

    I can’t get Preposterous out of my head.
    I keep spitting as I say it.(extra U.K.)

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  6. og

    My friend who makes seven figures on the backs of hourly employees will be pissed.

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    • it is showtime

      Try those with 4/5 yr degrees that are making 15. even 17. 18? really? 4 years of degree investment is worth 3or4 dollahs more?…

      No one is looking at it suspiciously as the socialism-“creep” as they should. But that’s cause heymerica is dumb fucking stupid shitpiles

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  7. btn

    I feel really bad for trhe worker bees at JP Morgan, who are only paid the pittance of $125k. They must have to cut down to one champagne room dance/month.

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