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Stocks Paring Recent Gains; Bonds Surge

If you listen very quietly, you can hear the ark crashing through the turbulent waters, its zebra and giraffe thrilled to be locked inside of a floating city, away from the many dangers that land based living quarters might pose.

Stocks are mildly put off this morning. It’s a lazy man’s sell off, one lacking substance and vigor.

There is, however, a significant bounce taking place in the bond markets, which bears notice.

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While submentals pile into stocks like ‘sex with REXX’, men of intelligence and decorum board the ark.

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3 comments

  1. infinitezuul

    The entire JGB curve is going to go negative. Idiots.

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  2. lplongo

    “She believes that baby dinosaurs were on the Ark, and the reason they died out was because they were too young to breed and there was not enough vegetation after the waters receded.”
    http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/politics/john-oliver-destroys-texas-republicans-and-party-wide-insanity-of-conservatives-video/

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  3. blahblahblah

    lol…uh no

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