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Carter Braxton Worth: Sell the Trannies; Fade the Rally

Carter Braxton Worth was born wearing checkered pants and a was seen swinging golf clubs at the age of 2 months, at his parents private–republican only–club.

The trannies to Carter are like green eggs and ham to the Cat in the Hat. He was on Fast Money this evening, straight defecating on the market, pointing to all sorts of charts, truly beside himself with grief. He declared, the lunatic 25% run in some of the tranny (as in transports, not to be confused with transvestites also known as sexual deviants) sectors was too much to bear and it shall be undone, whilst wearing his finest garb from his ‘summertime in Nantucket’, July shirt collection.

If he could, I am sure Cater Braxton Worth would smash to pieces all of the components of the Dow Jones Transporation Index with his 9 iron, showing great displeasure and angst to all of the smaller people who the message was intended to be communicated to.

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15 comments

  1. trashman

    where my wasps at?

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  2. s.k.

    LOL

    Love your writing

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  3. frog

    Welcome to one more Devil Dog. The TeeVee is chock full of Devil Dogs. Let’s listen to the Devil Dog video one more time, shall we?

    http://ibankcoin.com/rcblog/2011/09/30/mr-devil-dog-addresses-ibankcoin/

    You can’t have a drinking contest where you have to take a drink every time you see a Devil Dog on the TeeVee. Everyone would end up in the Emergency Room.

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  4. dae42

    I miss those extra normal videos…

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  5. tradercaddy

    As Carter’s caddy I would suggest using his 56 degree wedge rather than a nine iron.
    He can put more spin on the components and back them up a bit.

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  6. freebie

    Some have called him Carter Worthless, but I like the short IYT idea here.

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  7. pb

    No reason why a golf club bag can’t be constructed from heavy-duty burlap.

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  8. vampyr

    Such a great Flog and Floggers.

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  9. pb

    How about that yen? If that trend continues, bulls can put their heads between their legs and kiss their ass goodbye.

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  10. levrage

    9 iron? I’m inclined to bring out the flamethrower

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