The Iowa Caucuses Are About to Begin

The tribal people of Iowa are about to become relevant again, an American tradition that stubbornly repeats itself every 4 years. The favorites are Trump and Hillary Clinton.

All of the candidates are complete bullshit, corrupt and disgusting people trying to hoodwink a retarded public into entrusting them with the nuclear football.

I really can’t get fired up over this game of smoke and mirrors. To me, politics is just another ploy to pit ordinary Americans against one another–getting us fired up to hate one another over meaningless topics that do not affect our lives in anyway, whatsoever. Even if these topics did affect us, it’s not like any of these candidates could effect change through an egregiously corrupted and controlled congress.

I’ll be reporting the results throughout the night and perhaps posting some video clips of the assholes who are trying to win.