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I AM EVACUATING MOSCOW

Comrades,

Due to recent events in and around the Kremlin, “The Fly” had made an immediate exit from The Russian Federation. In no way does this have to do with President Petrov and his disregard for our President, Frank Underwood. As such, I’ve parted with my positions in QIWI and YNDX. Although I believe both are cheap stocks, the political climate isn’t worth the risk holding these stocks through fascist news flow.

In addition to YNDX and QIWI, I sold out of WFT.

With the proceeds, I bought FL, MD and WYN.

God speed, I am back in America, buying silly American sneaker companies, who sell overpriced Air Jordan’s to stupid teenagers.

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10 comments

  1. budh

    Teenagers, by definition, are smarter than their parents.

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  2. tradercaddy

    Frank Underwood- inventor of Underwood Deviled Ham?
    Bought my Reeboks last week for under $30 on clearance online at 6PM (but then again I doubt if the stupid teenagers would be buying this).

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    • duckkell

      Reebok….thats funny

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      • tradercaddy

        I would drive my 20 year old Accord to the law partners meetings making sure to park between their BMWs and Mercedes.
        They loved their big boats and homes.
        Never saw the point. I guess this I why I live on 3 acres and can’t see my neighbors’ homes (although we may sell soon).

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        • frog

          LOL, you definitely should move. How heartless can you be, to live so far from your neighbors that you can’t see their homes– that were built for the express purpose of impressing other neighbors.

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  3. gorby

    I am wIss you ear.

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  4. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    Will miss Russian Le Fly.

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  5. pyromonoxide

    No joke, like the comments from Kasparov over the weekend about strategy with Russia – do not have one because having a strategy implies there are rules.

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  6. smartestone

    these treasuries suck ass..they may come in handy if the market crashes but for now a big drag

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