Mutual Fund Mondays!

Hey folks, it’s that time of week again: Mutual Fund Mondays. Bask in the warmth of your local mutual fund manager, as he pisses down your neck, allocating new money into equities.  Using this logic, the market shall never go lower again, since there is some sort of fucked up, insidious, never ending flow of bullshit dollars pairing up with stocks.

Back to the argument of jobs: we don’t need them. End of discussion.

Back to the debate over to QE or not to QE:

It appears Bernanke is prepared to partake in a little “zero hedging” by way of  “not really giving a fuck” about the downside risks associated with monetizing debt. If you step back and really look at the Fed, you have no choice but to say “how the fuck are they allowed to get away with that?” But it doesn’t matter. Just be sure to pay your taxes and never mouth off to anyone in power, else find yourself checked into a mental institution, against your will.

Stocks will large short positions are sprinting forward, like SHLD, FSYS and SPWRA. Once again, you cannot help but to laugh at everything, for its simplistic poetic parallels are all too confounding to rationalize. Nevertheless, I remain obtuse in my bullish positioning, opting for the “do nothing” over “do something and regret it later” mantra. Granted, had I cast my doubts aside and levered up on some TNA to the tits, I’d be praising my superior IQ and dick size over yours, right about now.  But, it was not meant to be, just like Matt Simmons was not permitted to live, after betting against the New World Order, via BP.