iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Looky Here (spoken in dumbass southern accent)

I have a new obsession, all to do with creating robot voice sounding cartoons. I am not particularly sure you guys see the humor in it, as I do. For the first time ever, I am asking for your opinion, as I do not wish to waste my time making short films just for my own entertainment.

With regards to the “stock exchange,” bog standard, it appears I am banking coin again, despite your petty curses and low grade witchcraft. As we climb towards our daily point quota (40), I am blessed with gains in [[TLT]] , [[CBD]] , [[TAN]] , TriQuint Semiconductor [[TQNT]] and General Cable Corporation [[BGC]] . Looky here, even my little [[SRS]] position is up a chickens liver. Hot damn it, I am fucking good.

On a serious note, my blogs (at times) offer a great deal of confusion to the average goat fucker, who wants financial advice in the same manner as he orders Big Macs. At the present, I have 30% of my assets in [[TLT]] , 10% in [[VXX]] 30% long equities and the rest in cash. [[SRS]] is one bearish position, which represents a very small portion of overall assets, so small it is not mentioned in this post.

In short, I can no longer guesstimate when the market will drop. All I can do is prepare for the eventuality, while trying to make a few million (a mill here a mill there) as that “eventuality” pans out.

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32 comments

  1. T MOE

    Looky here at ABK — what a bunch of bullshit. How can this company post a profit when whenever they have no significant operations
    551 million in profits with 472 million in tax benefits
    I would like to see the recipe used to cook those books

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  2. T MOE

    Added FLS at open and being rewarded nicely.

    Buy high and sell short low, which is Contrary to what many of you think, I know

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  3. Curly

    “The Fly Meets DevilDogs assistant” part I and II should be nominated for comedy of the year!
    Pissed my pants from laughing so hard.

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  4. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Can you believe these sons o’ bitches run this thing up every day.

    We could be at 1300 by end of May.

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  5. mrkcbill

    YHOO! Jazzercising baby…sweatin to the oldies!

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  6. Dubz

    Just make more videos until the market stops printing 40’s, mckrbill’s video was particularly hilarious. Hearing those robots talk in ibc lingo is priceless.

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  7. noodleboy

    IMO the videos were moderately funny

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  8. Bow Tie Fucker

    Fly,
    Make sure the robots get trained to tell “I want my fucking 40”, of course in robotic accent.

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  9. fuck you

    go fuck yourself fuckstain.what do you know about greece you fucking indian?

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  10. Let's Roll

    TLT may be up today…you did buy it at $89.90 which still puts you slightly down.

    Just keeping you honest…

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  11. chanci

    I loved the cartoon vids! I loved the DD’s assistants’ accent.

    But those eyebrows of yours, Fly? They are kind of freaky.

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  12. The_Real_Hmmm

    Should I start working on The Flybot? Christ….system trading, GS tradebots, JakeGint (Library of Congress infobot-project gone awry), ibc Newsbot 3000, botany, Thai baht, cartoon robots, and what’s next?

    I for one prefer ‘The Fly Show’ of yore but if you do the cartoons and incorporate comedic timing and good word choice given the accents, they are great.

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  13. Salty Nuts

    Everybody and their grandma is doing the cartoon videos now.

    However, I think it was well done. Clever. Somebody did put forth effort into that and being a loyal ‘Salty’ reader that I am, it made sense and I was chucking thru the scenes.

    But no need to make a slew of them. Go back to making your actual “The Fly” videos. Those were a weenie roast.

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    • Danny

      back in my day we made videos frame by frame, not with some fancy computor[sic] at the big city library.

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  14. John

    I eagerly await more cartoons. I laughed out loud repeatedly, as opposed to, for example, the retarded “Two and a Half Men” which makes me want to pierce my eardrums with Q-tips converted into prison shanks.

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  15. ecchymosis

    More videos please!

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  16. bigboss

    that video of you talking to DevilDog in your office had me laughing my ass off. I think I watched that 4-5 times. so damn funny.

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  17. sg07

    This is getting crazy. People buying with reckless abandon. Instead of sitting here trying to outsmart the market, just buy yourself some AAPL, QQQQ, and SPY and sit back and watch the non-stop upticks.

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  18. RC

    ROFL, just watched part 2

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  19. UncleLeo

    Helllooo! More videos please.

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  20. SteveTheNeighbor
    SteveTheNeighbor

    Our family enjoyed the videos very much. Steve, Jr. laughed so hard he finally had a bowel movement and now will not have to see Doctor Epstein in his fancy shmancy office building off the LIE.

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    • JakeGint

      Ohmigod, I used to go to a pediatrician in an office building off the LIE, no scheiss.

      Dr. Frankel… prolly long dead now, I imagine.

      _______

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  21. #6

    totally hilarious. many more, please.

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  22. PhorexPhucker

    Loved the cartoons. Hilarious!

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  23. Fook

    These vids are instant classics. Encore.

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  24. Hawaii Five0

    I actually think your written word is funnier, but a few of these every so often would be a nice addition.

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  25. The Fly

    Ok. I will do them every once in awhile.

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    • JakeGint

      I loved them, of course, but my one quibble is with your setting up Bilderberger’s man– Rag– as DD’s “assistant.”

      Not bog standard, old boy.

      _____

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  26. cebu sun

    Love the videos fly. A creative side is blossoming. You may find Hollywood beckoning.

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