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The Gods Are Smiling

Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] is pushing $2.30 and the market is enjoying the splendour [sic] of weak kneed bears, who are entirely docile and thoroughly impotent. Perhaps they could use massive dosages of viagra, injected into their large brains. All I know, the stock market Gods have blessed me with the gift of touch.

In a market like this, anyone can make money. But, in order to make big money, one must have a marmoreal/catatonic nature about them—unflinching in the face of big crocked gains. I will have you know, right here and now, Plutonium Petey is not easily aroused by stock advances, unlike most of you High Schoolish toolboxes.

Into this spike, I will sit back and enjoy a fine cup of illy, while counting the zeroes in my checking account.

Top pick: Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]]

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28 comments

  1. StockPickingChicken

    You should try Starbucks VIA ready-brew. Good stuff!

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  2. The V.King

    I can’t get my Gravatar to work..very suckeee (sic)

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    • JakeGint

      That’s okay, neither can Fly.

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      Seriously, make sure you are using the correct e-mail address. I had the wrong one in and mine did not work until I had the one that matched my prior sign-ins here.

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  3. JakeGint

    You wouldn’t say that if your large position in ERX just turned your underwear into tourmaline.

    I’ve been so focussed on my PM’s that I forgot about those oil plays I made when I talked about the possible XOM triangle break just last week.

    Did you know that tourmaline underwear clicks softly when you stride across the office?

    It’s mesmeric.

    __________

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  4. andrad35

    hey fly is there a way to upgrade my ppt subscription after its been purchased?

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  5. TA

    That should read ‘big cocked gains’

    Easily one the Fly’s best sayings, unfortunately desecrated here for the ill conceived purpose of not using profanity

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  6. The V.King

    Can I please get some help with my st00pid (sic) gravatar?

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  7. Tim Knight

    Fuck! I cashed out the other day at 2.08. How could I have been wrong?

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  8. StockPickingChicken

    @V.King – Make sure you go to http://www.gravatar.com and have uploaded and see an avatar. Then make sure you are using the SAME e-mail address that you use in Gravatar.com. When the two match, it should show your avatar.

    @Jake – You are one odd dude talking about underwear and stuff. But right on with the Gold picks. My IRA thanks you for AUY.

    @Fly – I know what you mean know with ENTR about “winning even when you appear to be losing, badly.”

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  9. DPeezy

    Anybody else watching the human drama of the 6-year old kid stuck in a rogue balloon in Denver? LIVE!

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    • The Fly

      No interest in balloons.

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      • DPeezy

        I don’t give a shit either, but the human drama is/was somewhat compelling. Especially on the off chance that it turns out to be one of those “Help! Kid stuck in a well, but actually just hiding in the woods” events.

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      • WardandJuneCleaver
        WardandJuneCleaver

        That’s a shame. We were planning a birthday party for you with all kinds of balloons. The Beav will be so disappointed.

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  10. TraderCaddy

    OMG.
    The martians have landed in Colorado.
    “Take me to your leader named Fly.”

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  11. SteveTheNeigbor

    Steve, Jr.
    You are in big trouble young man. When you get out of the balloon you will be grounded.

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  12. DPeezy

    Oh SHIT, there’s no kid in the balloon!!? wtf!

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  13. The V.King

    In seeking wisdom thou art wise; in imagining that thou hast attained it, thou art a fool…now use The PPT

    Thanks to Jake & The Chicken for your help.

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