iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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God is a Bull

It’s 2006 all over again. The inflation trade is alive and well. Moreover, we are in the midst of a profound technology revolution—one that is comparable to the dot com era. I will have you know, my blackberry mobile device fell victim to an egregious water hose this weekend. Some asshole, whose name will remain private (HORATIO CLAWHAMMER), went bananas with the water hose, while in the backyard. As a result, my blackberry is dead. Fucking dead as a doorknob.

The good news: to be very candid, I don’t give a fuck. People like to talk too much. Everyone is a socialite these days, always wanting to party, always wanting to make friends. Fuck you and your friends. I am much more interested in making enough money, so that I can build my own people, made from robots, which will be manufactured by the God fearing folks at FOXCONN, of course.

As for today’s tape, expect more of the same. The market is an easy buy, especially on dips. All earnings estimates will be SHATTERED, thanks in large part to free money and a fucked up government. Be that as it may, I will exploit the criminality and build houses with the profits.

Top picks: Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] , DryShips Inc. [[DRYS]] (lit m-80), General Cable Corporation [[BGC]]

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25 comments

  1. mrkcbill

    Jed, is a 10% tipper

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  2. Flash Trader

    The Japanese are making great strides in robot development – coming soon – a robot trader/servant.

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  3. Cash-N-Guns

    XOMA..perking up here

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  4. TraderCaddy

    God is also a fan of Romanian goats.

    << Psalm 50:9

    I will take no bullock out of thy house, nor he goats out of thy folds.

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  5. JakeGint

    Oh, Fly, you are such a frat-boy, insisting on making people money and all that. How could you?

    If only you could be more serious, and post many intricate charts that would keep lemmings hugging your altruistic hip, while depositing their money in Mother Market’s maw.

    I think it’s mostly because you are not “a good person,” quite frankly.

    Shape up!

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  6. g-man

    Fly- Place your Blackberry in a container of uncooked rice -usually works

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    • TA

      Very good idea

      Blackberrys are very hard to kill with water. I’ve seen ones dead for weeks come to life.
      I support 45 of the damn things here so I’ve had my share of fun.

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  7. Big Mike

    Hosing your backyard? The hell…? Don’t you have sprinklers?

    Also, you should haggle with your lawn guy to do all the lawn maintenance…trust me, its worth it…

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  8. Woodshedder

    Reports say Le Fly was washing down his Monster Truck, which he and the missus took out rootin’, on Saturday night. Rootin’, otherwise known as muddin’.

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  9. EN1GMA

    how big are you expecting the DRYS m-80 to blow? and who uses m-80’s anymore?

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  10. ZenProfit

    The perfect Mr & Mrs Fly date movie:

    Surrogates

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0986263/

    People are living their lives remotely from the safety of their own homes via robotic surrogates — sexy, physically perfect mechanical representations of themselves. It’s an ideal world where crime, pain, fear and consequences don’t exist. When the first murder in years jolts this utopia, FBI agent Greer (Willis) discovers a vast conspiracy behind the surrogate phenomenon and must abandon his own surrogate, risking his life to unravel the mystery.

    Where’s the popcorn?

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    • JakeGint

      Saw that preview this weekend, looks like a good one.

      Sort of a mix of “I Robot,” and “The Matrix.”

      How can it go wrong, especially w. Jack McCall on the case?

      Yippie tie yay yo, mothah flicka androids!

      ________

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  11. Henry Foo

    Playing Flu stocks because it seems logical.

    SVA, DVAX go find your own!

    ….But hurry!

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  12. SteveThe Neighbor

    Tell them the truth Neighbor.
    You were washing your new PT Cruiser. And you did a fine job.
    Then I saw you and Mrs. Fly using the hose for your slip and slide. Wham-O does make fun things. You must be practicing for the water park rides. Don’t forget Mrs. Steve and I would like to go with you.

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  13. nncoco

    What is the story behind FTK? I see a stock at all-time lows in a long base. Is it a case of picking a bottom or is there something more there?

    BTW, I bought NOV at your recommendation (in the low 20s) months ago and have realized a huge gain. Similar industry to FTK.

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  14. TraderCaddy

    Here goes Kanye West again. This time he is interrupting Obama.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxKIcrDsJAs&feature=player_embedded

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  15. Henry Fool

    Bank on a RTK move through $2.25 toward $3 in the next few weeks.

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  16. Henry Fool

    BDCO now @ .55
    Already loaded in my sack will zoom toward $1.00.

    I like these options on some Hurricane activity between now and Nov 30

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