Pardon Your Indiscretion

I would like to address several points, all of which are of great importance to the health and vibrancy of the U.S. economy.

Steroid fuckers: quit using the machines at the gym in unorthodox ways. One of the major downers for “The Fly” is not being able to punch off the mustaches from the 300lb cretins at the gym, for using the pull-up bars like a child’s monkey bar playground. Let me be clear: I could try to punch off their eyebrows and maybe hire some ex-marine to intercept incoming “roid blows”; but why bother?

The second half of 2009 is all about peace for Senor Tropicana.

Another pet peeve of mine: men inside eyebrow waxing joints. Seriously, men who get their eyebrows plucked, and nails shined, need to just grab the homo-hammer already and stop playing “Testosterone Timmy” at the gym.

Look, I know you are all confused about the markets, especially with Asia deep in the red. However, “The Fly” is not here to offer sage advice. Fuck that shit. There are plenty of horse lovers out there who slave over their filthy computers, for your reading displeasure. While on iBankCoin, specifically my blog, you are here to entertain me. I have been buying all sorts of crap, from Tesoro Corporation [[TSO]] to Sunstone Hotel Investors, Inc [[SHO]] . I have been grilled, like an oily pork chop, in Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] and Sterling Financial Corporation [[STSA]] (very small position), yet here I am still talking shit.

Here’s the thing, the website is my true passion. I enjoy writing and building stuff, finding blog talent, inventing analytic engines— things of that nature. Managing money, while incredibly rewarding, is boring. As you know, I am not into having a boring life. And, for your information, I NEVER eat boring tuna. One day, “The Fly” will blog from his penthouse apartment, located on the top of the Empire State Building needle.

Unfortunately, I have numerous meetings to attend tomorrow morning. Hence, blogging will be light or entirely non-existent. Just so you know, should the market plunge tomorrow, I will be advantageous with my ridiculous “hurricane thesis” buys. If we go up, I will probably sit tight or take some profits on some of my garbage holdings. Truth be told, I am holding far too much garbagio at the moment.