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Bears Lick the Fence— All Week Long

Have a good (not great) weekend.

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41 comments

  1. mrkcbill

    FIGGER

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  2. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    people are way too optimistic about equities in the very short term, even though there’s dollar pessimism through the fed auction is going on next week. if this was a true inflation trade, i would’ve expected commodities to rally harder.

    closed out all long positions at the close. now just net short small amount of QQQQ.

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  3. TA

    I think shorting this week felt more like this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohf7GyDlQ8I

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  4. Pillaging your mom
    Pillaging your mom

    i love how the FLY posts up a video about a goat licking an electric fence and nobody even says something. it would take a busload of nuns doing donkey porn while eating chicken nuggets to get a rise out of you lunatics.

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    • The_Real_Hmmmm

      It’s because you got the order wrong, Lenny Dyslexia. It should be a busload of donkeys doing chicken porn eating nun-nuggets.

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  5. GozoTrader

    I Sir am not a veterinarian, but I think the goat has a ragging case of Mad Bear disease…..after drinking the blood of an infected Bear, one metamorphoses’ into a sort of degenerate S&M type of goat. A chemical shift occurs in the nervous system, generally affecting the patient’s synopsis in a quire way, where pain now becomes pleasure, right is wrong, up is down…its a very vicious disease that leaves the victim penniless, homeless and very sore from all the self induced trauma.

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  6. Damon

    I don’t know what it is about the market going from August into September, but sometimes it just gets all wee-weed up!

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  7. Heckler511

    LOL this shit is H. Larious

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  8. the goat

    fly, why after all these years you still doin’ the ol’ goat jokes???….how bout Lamas? Giraffes? Peacocks? Hippos?…anything, anything…….just leave thegoat alone. Thank you.

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  9. MX2101

    I think a key point is the goat KEEPS LICKING, despite what is happening….

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  10. Damon

    The goat seems to be getting a thrill out of the deal…..very shocking.

    Beh.

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  11. hillbilly

    Goats I like. Sheep not so much.

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  12. j

    I reckon someone needs to put the entire Slope for Dopes site on suicide watch.

    Two weeks ago Knight was telling everyone how his charts were telling him to go long the market and he’s still shorting it.

    Man, what an unhappy site that’s turned out to be.

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  13. j

    TA

    Yea, however he did the same shit a couple of weeks ago and then the following Monday the market started to look wobbly and he went short again.

    This after he went into a long spiel …….. “brother I’ve seen the light”, routine about going long.

    It’s basically an implosion.

    The level of discourse there is horrendous.

    I can understand that if someone is technically orientated they don’t look at the fundamentals. I’m actually fine with that.

    However that’s not the case with him. He has a shitty understanding the fundamentals which he then incorporates into his technical trading all wrapped up with a biased slant to the downside. It’s fucking lethal when you think about.

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  14. Fabio

    Naturally…the follow up to this headline would be:

    “Bears Lick Their Balls-All Weekend Long”

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  15. Cash-N-Guns

    Fly-heard u were having a gay dinner party with Jim Cramer and Dennis Kneale…odd no?

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  16. The Fly

    never hate on “The Fly” for he has enough hate for all.

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  17. Dr. Incognito

    The Rain Man was an “idiot” by all practical standards as well but he was a gambling macheen and could make Tom Cruise cry which makes him better than 99% of the people on the internet.

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  18. JakeGint

    Was something censored out? To whom are you and Ozzie J speaking?

    ____________

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    • Dr. Incognito

      It was a great moment in the internets and like most things on the internet it was full of shame, embarrassment, veiled in secrecy and ultimately wiped from the “browser history”.

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    • Yogi & Boo Boo

      I guess I missed it also. Sounds like it was a good fight and someone lost a lot of coinage.

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  19. Yogi & Boo Boo

    j – Thanks for the heads up. SoH is getting a little flakey. Timmy even mentioned you I think. It’s sorta like watching an auto race on a super-speedway waiting for one of those 20 car wrecks. Quite entertaining? Yes. A moneymaker? Not so much…

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  20. Damon

    So here’s the deal…

    We might see a few more days (or weeks) of this ridiculous ridiculousness.

    Thesis:

    When Congress (and the big “O” gets back from vacation). The shit is gonna hit the fan….freaky as can be, if you ask me.

    I don’t see how that, no matter which way this ramrod health-care crap goes, it can be perceived as anything but bad.

    The market needs a reason to plummet.

    I could be wrong, but that would be the best damn reason we have had in a long time, to correct.

    Then again, some people say I look like a goat……..of course, they also say I’m pretty fly, for a white guy.

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  21. JakeGint

    So I checked out some of the more bearish (traditionally) blogs, and yes there’s some trench mouth. I wanted to bake them a cake, but instead I looked at some charts that might help them out of a ditch.

    They’re not bearish though.

    _______________

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  22. T MOE

    A song soon to be sung again, IMO just about all people of this nation including the fools on the street like being fucked by those at the top. Well, I will rejoice on the day we revolt and …..

    as the palaces burn!!

    The fiends have gagged a generation of pacified fools
    Bound by our greed a nation enslaved as corporate tools.
    Arise and raze the legacy of their lies
    To realize that this in itself is an ascension
    Towards the day we revolt.
    As the seeds you’ve cast away take hold
    War will be born.
    Rejoice, the age of the fall has begun
    We’ll dance as the palaces burn.
    A shot gun blast into the face of deceit
    You’ll gain your just reward.
    We’ll not rest until the purge is complete
    You will reap what you’ve sown.
    My redemption lies in your demise.
    In such a world as this does one dare to think for himself?
    The paradox of power and peace will destroy itself
    To know the truth and live in fear of no man.
    To realize that this in itself is an ascension
    Toward the day we revolt.
    As the seeds you’ve cast away take hold
    War will be born.
    Rejoice, the age of the fall has begun
    We’ll dance as the palaces burn.
    My redemption lies in your demise.
    Rejoice, the age of the fall has begun.
    We’ll dance as the palaces burn.

    LOG — you fools know nothing about it

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  23. Gordon Geico

    I came across a site where an individual said that he was once a MIT student – did not say that he graduated. He studied applied mathematics and subsequently turned $1500 into a million in the – you guessed it – stock market. Why do these people always want to sell you their stock market secret? When will they turn a million onto a 100 million and a 100 million into a billion? Ever wonder why?

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  24. qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
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    Hey ,what happened to Jason’s comedy blog?

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  26. Attiie the Hun

    Asian markets are red hot.

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  27. TA

    I was wondering that myself. I believe both were deleted.

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  28. Dr. Incognito

    Monday Forecast

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVi3QChmmpg&feature=related

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