iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Enjoy Your Stop Losses

Be careful with your stupid stop losses. If the volatility ratchets up again, you will get “fished” out of your favorite positions, only to see them go higher again.

I contend: the market is not ready to swan dive, just yet.

Into the bell, I filled standing orders in GLW and slapped one of my colleagues— in the face— with a wet piece of turkey.

Do not fret down days, asshole. Instead, use them to line the trunks of your cars, which will be used to house dead bears in the not too distant future.

In short, “The Fly” lost nearly 4% today, partly buttressed by a surging UNG position. Howsoever, he intends to make up for all lost coin quickly, while thoroughly punishing those who continue to defy him.

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28 comments

  1. wilmer

    JED Oil Inc.

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  2. sleepynaptime

    Are the “drunks of your cars” standard features?

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  3. JakeGint

    How did you know I had drunks in my cars?

    (The boot, to be specific?)

    Are you psychic?

    ___________

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  4. retox

    Stop losses – oh, like NEPH. Fuckery!!!

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  5. DPeezy

    Not as funny, now that the typo has been corrected.

    Still, I never knew the drunks in my cars contained dead bears! That’s flippin’ amazing, especially since I had only fed them beer and some shots of L’Orange.

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  6. Lenny Dykstra

    Listen to me. The Gretzky House is the greatest in the world. Furthermore, I may buy TSCM whole – the fucker is trading for cash – $2/ share!

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  7. Fly,

    what is your target for UNG?

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  8. Anthony Brown

    Hmmm, purchasing GLW at the close – I think the Fly is expecting good news to come out of BBY’s earnings tomorrow.

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  9. The Fly

    ung= $20

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  10. The Fly

    BBY is as good as gold in June, historically.

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  11. AI

    Indeed UNG broke the fuck out today, bought this puppy at 13.90 looking at 18-19 range.

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  12. masterpain

    UNG futures rolling over June 12-17 . After that it is anyones guess

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  13. L.Dykstra

    Fly I see you found my Google Video. I got over a $100,000 ger in that thing. See thats the thing ,People think that video shit just appears like magic….nobody realizes I work my ass off.

    Fly I can blog…..See were buying time…After 7 months if a stock goes our way were out of it. I can write about these strategies during market hours. I like to call them Lenny’s Market Strats! I’ll post all the money quotes I made up in my 2 year investing career like “Be Fearful When others are Greedy and Greedy when others are Fearful”. Thats always been one of my favorites.
    Fly, I’m thinking about a couple Triple Lane Full Service washes up in the Teaneck area..you want to be a player? I own a limo service …I can pick you up for a tour? Brosheski I’m serious about this bloggin gig.
    Peace
    Nails

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  14. Itchy & Scratchy
    Itchy & Scratchy

    I see drunk car people.

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  15. Goldie

    Wet turkey?!?! How cruel!

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  16. retox

    Just wanted to say thanks to all here. I just read some comments by the big bunch of rubes on the Google finance chat re: NEPH.

    One comment was – “they just got FDA approval!” with a link to this story from fucking 2005!

    http://www.businesswire.com/portal/site/google/?ndmViewId=news_view&newsId=20050617005113&newsLang=en

    Another comment was: “We just need non-penny stock buyers to get in, how do we do it?”

    Holy shit, IBC trader IQ is just a tad bit higher.

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  17. MarginClerk

    I am getting bored with sideways action and nothing to liquidate. Take off your stops, so I can have some liquidation fun.

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  18. artha

    more things to line my cage with

    low beta with sound fundamentals in decent chart moves:

    http://finviz.com/screener.ashx?v=211&ft=1&t=CALM,FDP,GIB,HOTT,MTXX,PER,PPDI,TRA,USMO&ta=1&p=d&r=1

    CALM – up 5% on vol today
    FDP – del monte
    GIB – canadian software
    HOTT
    MTXX
    PER
    PPDI
    TRA – agg chemicals but didn’t get killed today
    USMO

    opinions ?

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  19. JakeGint

    Today the Jacksonian Bull got bushwacked by the Ursan Dollar… but we’re happy for the discounts… (yeah right) … Blankity Blank Dollar!

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  20. I see green shoots
    I see green shoots

    Larry Kudlow is my friend.

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  21. JakeGint

    Brosheshki! Lol!

    I’m like Lenny if only for all the permutatiuons of “bro” we’re getting.

    Suggestion:

    Brotrocious

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  22. Jason

    This dollar rally is idiotic on the news that Russia still views the dollar as the world’s reserve currency. The Russians and Chinese would be idiotic to publicly admit that they want to get out of U.S. dollars…that would destroy the value of the vast amounts of treasuries and bonds they are already holding. In fact, if I were in their position I would be talking it up the dollar as much as possible while behind everyone’s backs I was out unloading my dollar holdings. That is exactly what is going on. This “news” makes me even more bearish on the dollar.

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  23. toptick114

    Jason:

    Bingo!! Your thoughts are spot-on.

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  24. wilmer

    Yeah, they’re talking up their positions…duh…but unloading them? Then what? What will they buy next? They will not unload but rather reduce new purchases and diversify into other currencies. You won’t be seeing a dollar run anytime soon simply because any level of liquidation by the Russians and Chinese would quickly overwhelm their bluster.

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  25. Heaterman

    What the blazes happened with GMGMQ.PK about 2PM today? Took a bounce of over 2X for about 15 minutes and went back. I don’t understand and seek knowledge from the enlightened ones here.

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  26. Freezerman

    It is called manipulation

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  27. James

    Asian stocks pounded overnight. I took a beating to the tune of 2.3% today (I’m heavy into commodities). Not looking forward to another one tomorrow!

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