I like the rally. I really do. But when shit like [[UIS]] is flying off the handle, coupled with a little [[REV]], [[QTM]] and [[PIR]] action, you know the rally is long in the tooth.
However, it has always been my belief, despite my brief SRS/FAZ foray/debacle, the market is destined to rally until May. Without a doubt, the summer winds of despair will whistle at investors over sized ears, once the unemployment lines reach carnival-like proportions.
However, it’s just too much fun, playing with all of these little penny stocks, making a gagillion dollars per day. It’s almost as if the recession wasn’t real. It’s almost as if, men with florescent orange leotards are running the country.
At any rate, before the miserable month of May approaches, I will endeavor to have fun, on the long side of trades. I must admit, I do enjoy kicking you old fuckers down empty elevator shafts a great deal, indeed.
For a trade, I like ODP, CRR, JDSU and ASX, right here, right now.
NOTE: Latest poll showings had Jakegint in the lead.
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Oye Senor Tropicana,
Do you trade convertible bonds, IG and stuff?
Also, are you a net seller on May? Or should I say, is this THE BULLMARKET?
Thank you kindly boss…
Enjoy it while it lasts, because it won’t. I’m already planning my next positional foray to the “dark side” in anticipation of the next “crisis du jour” (which is actually still the same crisis).
Glad you have a smile on your face as you punch moustaches off of the jelly-donut-eating bears.
Considering the distribution day a few days ago and volume on indexes today I’m curious to see how this ends at market close.
As much as I hate that you’re playing the long side and associating yourself with men in pink pantihose and various other deviants, you’re still my fucking hero FLY.
I went short GS, and long SRS near the close yesterday. Wish me luck you orange jumpsuitwearing fucker
LLNW looks good too, especially on takeover candidate
GOOG acting like a frenchman with a loaded gun..no fucking clue..mkt looks ready to shit itself.
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I said “Good day, sir”.
The PPT is really great. Everyone should take a peak for $2.
Also, BOOM is BTFO
What a bunch of toadies and asslickers. The “crap rally” goes poof soon taking the greater fools like you and Fly with it.
Check out PPT- pretty …overwhelming. I’d have paid $3 for the day but hey, FAZ kicking my ass so glad Fly could help out some mongruls.
Come on , Jump in , the water is fine. And very , very distinguished
what a contrary indicator the commenters here have become.