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It’s Funny That You’re Dead

From a theatrical standpoint, it’s rather uninspiring to hear me talk shit about being in cash, missing out on this GODZILLA THE RAPIST rally. I want you to understand something, listen to me very closely: I am out of the market now due to necessity— so fuck off pal.

The melt up is as impressive as all of the meltdowns we’ve endured, over the past 2 years. There is no point in giving stock picks, since everything is higher. As for short positions: stay small and average in over time. The crisis of liquidity, within commercial re, has not been remedied. But, at the same time, numerically, stocks are cheap. Now if you are gauging the markets by valuation, unequivocally, the market is expensive.

Once again, I expect the market to stay at these levels or slightly higher until May. It’s spring again. The lemonade is cold and the porch is rather inviting, if I might say so. I reckon some of you Yankee Wall Street types are somewhat happy with yourselves today, following this here Iron Lotus bear trap.

As for me, well, I am just minding my p’s and q’s, while sipping on a mint julep, feverishly eating some butter laden, deep fried Southern Chicken. To go with that, I have a side order of yams and extra large collard green biscuits. Oh, I’m also wearing a rather distinguished white suit, shoes and hat made from 100% tweed.

NOTE: Yes, this blog is rather useless, while I am out of the market.

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45 comments

  1. kidstock

    The Zombie masterbates with sandpaper

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  2. The Contractor

    You need some hoppin’ johns and cheesy grits to go with that there meal.

    It’s steaks and rich man’s whiskey for dinner at The Contractor’s house tonight.

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  3. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    I envy your cash position as I am out here busting my ass to explode my gains higher. True its not easy and we are going straight the fuck up. Shorts, fuck they have been deballed and will continue to be as we shoot straight the fuck up 5% per day until we hit DOW 16,000 according to CNBC.

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  4. Small Fry

    SRS at 50. Time to dip in?

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  5. JakeGint

    Oh, I’m also wearing a rather distinguished white suit, shoes and hat made from 100% tweed.

    Holy shit, are you in Memphis, or Suffolk, UK?

    I think what you’re looking for is more in the Seersucker variety.

    ___________

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  6. Ritchie

    Fly – My grandmother’s utilities stock account is up 18% YTD…Can she put up a link on your blogroll?

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  7. RC

    Jake,

    I’m having a party ovah here, sponsored by Earl.

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  8. JohnN

    You were manic this morning and now the depressed shit is kicking in. Hang in there Fly man, this too shall pass.

    On another note; I made $116.00 today so I guess that means I out-traded The Fly!Whoo hoo!

    (Don’t ask how I obtained these staggering profits but if you subscribe to my newsletter for $300.00 a month, I will tell all!!!!!!,sign up now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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  9. JakeGint

    RC —

    I’m going to have to stop bathing in the stuff, as it’s gotten a wee bit too expensive.

    There goes the magnificent complexion.

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  10. RC

    same, I took some DXO off today. Still holding though.

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  11. trippbo

    Fly-

    Don’t you feel like with all the money being dropped out of helicopters it is only a matter of time before REITs benefit?

    A meltdown in that sector would destroy the balance sheets of banks, life insurers, pension plans, etc. Seems too easy to fix by providing liquidity until the economy comes back.
    The underlying assets are, in most cases, valuable. And as you have deftly pointed out the tentacles are so far reaching.

    Not that I play it but- What happens to SRS when Ben extends the TALF to commercialRE? Down to 20?

    I am curious what folks here think regarding this matter.

    TIA

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  12. MOOBER

    Fly, where the hell are you? Atlanta? Savannah? Birmingham? God save the queen, are you in Nashville? Meeting with a Titans client?

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  13. scam biskit

    Chicken fry ain’t chicken, it’s a way of life.

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  14. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    SKF longs just caught a murder case.

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  15. MOOBER

    If SKF is a murder case, FAZ is a murder suicide.

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  16. Cash-N-Guns

    took a wee bit of the hell witch FAZ home…fucker is down harder than AIG approval ratings…!

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  17. Rumor_has_it

    That Steve “the neighbor” made a move on Fly’s wife a few week back.

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  18. Keyser Soze

    After the fried chicken, I suggest a heaping slice of rhubarb pie for dessert.

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  19. Rhyme or Reason

    If you owned a bit of skiffle,
    market was stick and you were wiffle.

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  20. JakeGint

    Holy shit, am I reading this right? Is my FAS really up 41% in one day?

    I may have to tax myself egregiously for such windfall profits.

    By taking them.

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  21. FAZ

    i bought faz today average 22

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  22. JakeGint

    As we say in Suffolk, UK, where we wear white tweeds for brisk walks across the moors and seaside, don’t “take the piss” off Fly for being in cash neutral today before you visit the other “guru” sites (who will not be mentioned here) who were egregiously short at the end of last week.

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  23. FAZ-

    So did I, but we are going to regret it. Count on it. This was no ordinary rally. The housing data has everyone “gay” for the bull case. I am waiting for profit taking in the banks and then getting the f**k out of the way.

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  24. Prospectus

    When will “Colonel Fly” be re-entering the markets?

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  25. The Fly

    God willing, all my enemies were caught short today or margined out in FAZ.

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  26. Cuervos Laugh

    When Señor Tropicana gets sorted out in his new office and whatnot, I’m sure the Jibber-Jabber ™ will re-commence.

    UUP since Friday 13: -05.90%
    S&P since Friday 13: +20.42%

    The Chart

    Here’s a thought. When the market corrects – how far and how fast will the commodity sectors go to?

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  27. sysin3

    nice to know that y’all done been assimilated

    we gonna need more brave men for the assault on D.C.

    😉

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  28. Useless blog

    Thanks for all the story time but you just missed a nearly 25% rally by sitting on your hands. I assume I should go to PPT and sign up so I can waste money to miss a 25% move there too?

    Where can I sign up?

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  29. Richy

    HRH Fly wrote:
    “God willing, all my enemies were caught short today or margined out in FAZ”

    This foking pikey 1 month subscriber shorted FAZ at 10am and was happy to see it end the day down 45% compared with that stupid bitch FAS which was up 39% at close.

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  30. CAP

    Using this new bank plan, banks will form funds to bid on their own assets at inflated prices and guaranteed by the tax payers. So banks will be able to pass on their losses to the tax payers. Their balance sheets will be cleaned out and tax payers will be stuck with the losses. Thus the run up in bank stocks. Get long C and BAC here. They will probably be up another 300-400% by year end.

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  31. TheArtist

    with reality out of fashion, MAC, SLG, ESS, FRT, HME, ACC and WRI those worthless soon bankrupt real estate cos. are all up with the insanity 15%-25% today……
    I find it funny these went up so high considering no one wanted them friday and they sold them down 15%-25%

    so…..

    are the markets melting up to higher levels so they can fall harder next time? It feels alot better to fall of the first rung of a ladder than the 23rd rung of a ladder….

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  32. Mushroomz

    This thread is made from 100% win, in Romania

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  33. 4fl3x

    Thanks Master Fly.

    Bear Market Rule #1: All bear market rallies go higher than you think they will.

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  34. where is the volume
    where is the volume

    was low for a 5% day

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  35. DEVILDOG

    Sold all my longs at the close. Made a ton of $$$s. In wait and see mode. May buy in again if we bounce from S&P 803 on a retrace.

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  36. j

    Dog

    How’s the gold position doing you didn’t mention.

    ” how’s that working for ya?”

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  37. Richy

    J wrote:

    “how’s that working for ya?”

    Bastard! 🙂

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  38. TheArtist

    RGR just hit 52 week high in afterhours.

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  39. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Hah I was just going to ask where DEVILDOG was. Man you have just promised this market will continue higher for another 1000 points minimum. I would not be surprised if we touch 10,000 within the next 3 weeks at this rate. Anyone dare short this market will have their nuts cut like a cock goblin on Halloween.

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  40. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    UPDATE: Fly’s Horsemen of Death

    Since he first released them March 14th
    —————————————
    MAC: -16.51%
    ACC: +2.02%
    HME: +4.79%

    Note: WRI was not mentioned initially and will not be tracked.

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  41. He even has Fly’s “humility”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmfCa1fzEpE

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  42. Scurvy

    You are out due to necessity?

    What a bullshit answer. Margin call, boyfriend sick, redemptions?

    Fuck.

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  43. JakeGint

    More bad news for Seersucker Fly.

    Looks like his team of fine Suth’n Gem’men will start off 0-1 next season.

    ___________

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  44. JakeGint

    Scurvy, let me be the first to say:

    “Go suck fuck a lemon.”

    ___________

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  45. 308

    next post.

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