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An Important Weekend Message from iBankCoin

Shut up, asshole.

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33 comments

  1. Mushroomz

    Touché

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  2. kidstock

    Shut your pie hole.

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  3. Pete

    Im confused. What is this message?

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  4. ZMoose12

    You’re telling many a person in this world to shut up Fly. Can you be more specific as to which person of the 4 billion you’re mentioning up top?

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  5. mrkcbill

    Viz

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  6. oh ya !

    Fly is just coming off a meth crash from being up the last 2 nights… nothing to see here, move along.

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  7. Johnny Rawcus

    I think the Fly is responding to Ancient Earth History last post…

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  8. a 'flaring'

    HOUSTON, March 8 (Reuters) -Tesoro Corp (TSO.N) reported flaring due to an equipment breakdown on Saturday at its 100,000-barrel-per-day (bpd) Los Angeles refinery, according to a notice filed with California pollution regulators.

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  9. Fuck You Bitch

    Yeah, fuck you too!! TNA bagholding Bitch!! And fuck all the gay dick riding fly is god posters as well.

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  10. Anton Cigur

    Any of you Xenu humpers think that dropping mark-to-market is going to cause anything more than a brief pop in the financials?

    This Klingon does: http://www.cnbc.com/id/29549920

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  11. Commie BM

    You’re gonna need a five gallon scum bucket full of Prep H to shut up this asshole.

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  12. Commie BM

    You’re gonna need a five gallon pail full of Prep H to shut up this asshole.

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  13. Commie BM

    Why can’t I write scVm bVcket without ending up in moderation?

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  14. SCVM BVCKET

    Moderation uber-sVx

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  15. Klingon Captain TurdBøl
    Klingon Captain TurdBøl

    Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam!! Translated, “Today is a good day to die. Useful for Monday’s pathetic bulls. Klingons UNITE!!

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  16. Aris

    i think the mark to market ‘rally’ idea is a scam. everybody knows the banks are loaded down with bullshit. fancy accounting isn’t going to fix jack.

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  17. chanci

    Shut up? I haven’t even got started yet.

    You shut up!

    Commie BM, totally funny.

    Is it a mistake to tick off the golden goose?

    Probably.

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  18. JakeGint

    Brucie — if you’re going plague us with the crazy German Alien Talker stuff, at least use your regular nom de blog.

    Own up to that crazy shit, or leave it for the X-files afficianado sites.

    __________

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  19. omfgitsjd

    Is there a short squeezola in the making here? Hope so. I threw the kitchen sink long.

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  20. kidstock

    Odd, no?

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  21. ZMoose12

    @Aris: I totally agree with you. It’s ridiculous; just because you’re going to take out mark-to-market doesn’t mean you’re going to get a better valuation out of these banks. They’re insolvent for God’s sake!

    On the contrary, I’m willing to ride the asshole-like rally if there is one since I only caught some swing trades on the way down this past week.

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  22. Does PPT stand for plunge protection Team?

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  23. Manuelstop

    I’m with ya ZMoose. Conceptually, it’s complete rot, but they’ll cook/spin everything. I have funds ready for a potential move in that price action.

    However, I still don’t see any fast moves that won’t be easily captured. As long as mutual fund outflow is about 25 billion/week there are not going to be any steady trends established. When we see a reversal in money market inflow, as was seen in between 2002-2003, we’ll get an uptrend.

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  24. bull

    f*ck bears, they are facing extinction

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  25. wiglebot

    Mark to Market was the best thing to ever happen to these banks.

    It aloud them to come up with a short term high valuation on totally worthless abstract crap.
    .

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  26. j

    It’s “allowed”, wiglebot. There are life bans for people who can’t such an easy word.

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  27. ALLPROz

    When will all this money be put back into the market?…

    http://www.fundmasteryblog.com/

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  28. omfgitsjd

    Why is friday’s low in the S&P and GE on friday different by a factor of 100?

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  29. Anton Cigur

    Aris – Kind of what I’m thinking. If there’s a quick spike while the Najarians buy FAS, I’m buying FAZ.

    Interesting story in the Times about how foreclosures have hit Cleveland going back to 2007 and how banks are struggling to get out from under their abandoned residential properties. Coming to CA, NV & AZ next: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/08/magazine/08Foreclosure-t.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=boarded&st=cse

    __________

    J – What many of us were thinking silently, you said allowed.

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  30. Atlas

    The market can’t rally until DevilDog goes back to ultibear status.

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  31. Shut up, asshole
    Shut up, asshole

    16. “if the house is worthy, your peace will pass onto the occupants. But if it is not worthy, your
    peace will return to you.

    17. “And if someone will not take you in or listen to your words, leave that house or that city and
    shake the dust from your feet.

    18. “Truly, I say to you, do not stay in such places, because they are abodes of the ignorant and evil;
    people there will not recognize the words of truth and knowledge.

    19. “Flee from those places, because their residents are disloyal to Creation and the laws of nature;
    the people there worship shrines, false gods and idols, but not Creation, nor do they follow its laws.

    20. “Flee from those places, for people there will try to take your life, because they do not want to
    forsake their false teachings.

    21. “Flee from such unrighteous people, because you must not lose your life for the sake of truth
    and knowledge. No law demands this of you, nor is there one that endorses such recklessness.

    22. “Truly, I say to you, many, nevertheless, will die and shed their blood into the sand, because
    later my teachings will be turned into false teachings that I never preached and which originate in
    the minds of the scribes and priests.

    23. “Thereby they will bring the people under their control through belief in their false teachings, in
    order to rob them of their goods and belongings.

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  32. alabamawhirly

    Lets say we get a mean bear market rally….where does it start loosing steam, when should I jump back on the short boat? Im thinking S&P 740…what do you guys think?

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  33. mike

    Fly: ASYS trading below cash; Book

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