iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I Win Again

The yen is weakening on a daily basis. Money is fleeing treasuries on a daily basis. And, Chinese related names are robusto, as if they were built from parmigiana and basilico.

My position on the banks, as always, is best displayed by the clip below.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoE8v678zB4&feature=channel_page 450 300]

If you are trying to play this bounce, via the garbage, you have no right managing other peoples money, let alone your own. This rally will be led by non-financial related names.

Stocks like JRJC, PCU, FCX, CY, MT, FLR, ISRG or SIGM.

I do not mean to come off like a SHAM-WOW salesman, not to say anything is wrong with such people, but The PPT can help you losers become better men, at home and in the office, via making helping you bank coin.

QUIT BEING A LOSER; ACT NOW!!!

I have to run along and do some errands, I’ll have you know. I am in the midst of a major career move and will not have inordinate amounts of time to waste with you fucking ingrates, over the next 2 weeks.

However, while I am touch and go, feel solace in knowing “The Fly” is winning, all the time. He wins when you are awake. He wins while you are asleep. He wins when you are down. He wins when you are wearing a frown. He wins in the cold. He wins by kicking the old. He wins in math. He wins inside a rich bath. He wins in jest. He wins so much, people grate him for “winning zest.”

Do not fuck with “The Fly,” for he is what you are not. You are silly and stupid, watch what you say on iBankCoin for you can get shot.

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60 comments

  1. hammy

    excellent post, and magician-like future-seeing call on the rally

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  2. T MOE

    Cramer says buy oil. Ha Ha HA

    I am buying more DUG

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  3. Steve the Neighbor
    Steve the Neighbor

    FLY & BROS. PLUMBING COMPANY?

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  4. phillip

    Fly,

    How big is your cock, I mean your account?

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  5. Juice

    I will support The Fly in his new position as Obamas press secretary, replacing Gibbs.

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  6. E8

    Resistance at the 717 (SPX) pivot broken … 734 next … if we break that we confirm Wave B rocket higher.

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  7. dude with common sense
    dude with common sense

    boy your are a shit talker for someone whos up less then 20 % for the year what happend to all the bullshit calls in the last two mounths yea im still up over 100% but for once can say we do agree on something i sold short tza yest when you were buying tna what the hells up with that

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  8. Blow Up

    This still is not the start of a four week rally yet. We need about four days to play that! Volume is still going down on SPY. Not buying anything today.

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  9. EN1GMA

    Good call Senor Tropicana… was very skeptical about this rally but looks like it’s the real thing… at least for today

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  10. ezthere

    Global Derivatives Market Hits USUS$596 Trillion
    This is dated, I will post a up dated version when I find it..

    This is alot of $$$$

    By Kanaga Raja, Geneva, 22 May 2008

    The global market for over-the-counter (OTC) derivatives showed a relatively steady growth in the second half of 2007 – amid the turmoil in global financial markets – with notional amounts of all categories of OTC contracts rising by 15% to US$596 trillion at the end of December 2007, following a 24% increase in the first half of the year.

    http://www.twnside.org.sg/title2/finance/twninfofinance20080507.htm

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  11. goon

    TITS N ASS!

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  12. Fly to join the all-star cast on CNBC

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  13. cybtropic

    Financials JUST STARTED to add to the rally.

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  14. Danny

    I love when people get giddy, that’s how you know what’s next.

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  15. hammy

    …what happens next, danny?

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  16. Scully

    Sold 2500 WFC @ 10.12 from 9.12…easy money…too many late, dumb retail shorts.

    Generally, however, the problem with the banks @ these levels is that Obama/Geithner have done dick. This has allowed hedge funds to lead-up on early, not dumb bank shorts, low-delta puts and CDS’s. If/when the clowns in the White House actually announce a plan for the banks I will stop trading them and start holding overnight.

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  17. Thunderpup

    Covered all shorts from last Friday when we blew through 718 on the S&P. Looking for 750+. Will short GE with impunity then.

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  18. Aristotle

    Will the Fly be seen on late night tv doing infomercials for the PPT?

    PS Phillip is no doubt, gay. Thankfully Fly has his Rambo knife for protection!

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  19. Cash-N-Guns

    suspend mark to mkt – we accelerate to the upside..who is more concerned here…financial longs or shorts..?

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  20. Ward and June Cleaver
    Ward and June Cleaver

    We hope that Fly’s new career change is with the Eisenhower Administration or perhaps as a sidekick with Soupy Sales on his TV show (the one that comes on right after Garfield Goose and Bozo).

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  21. E8

    Cash-N-Guns:

    Danny

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  22. E8

    TC:

    Hoping for Jimmy O’Day and Farfell myself …

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  23. 308

    whatever.. something to read:

    03/04/09 03:13 pm ET … S&P ADDS SHARES OF INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS MACHINES TO ITS TOP TEN PORTFOLIO (IBM 90.78*****): In our view, IBM is well positioned for growth in the current environment, as initial technology infrastructure build-outs in some emerging markets help offset global economic pressures and foreign currency headwinds. We believe the services business remains strong, and look for share buybacks and margin expansion to drive ’09 EPS to $9.25. Our 12-month target price is $120, based on an ’09 P/E inline with technology peers. The company maintains an S&P Quality Rank of A. In order to make room for IBM, we are removing the shares of Delta Air Lines from the Portfolio. /R.Gold,S.Biggar

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  24. buy of a lifetime
    buy of a lifetime

    BAC to 5:

    This from briefing.com:

    15:08 Mark-to-market hearing tentatively set for March 12, according to source – Reuters

    House Financial Services subcommittee expected to hold hearing on mark-to-market accounting.

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  25. ottnott

    SRS weak, like grandma ottnott’s coffee.

    But not as weak as the economy.

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  26. Juice

    Todd Harrison had a very interesting thought –

    “Will Berkshire Hathaway be the final shoe to drop?”

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  27. TraderCaddy

    E8- I believe it was Ward and June Cleaver that posted the comment and not me.

    If I see them I will relay the message.

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  28. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    TNA stop hit at 13.35, LNN stop hit at 25.25, re-entering TNA lighter scale at 13.15. ROM sold at 18.60 from 17.50.

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  29. Just one word, Fly. “Biotech”.

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  30. Dr. Incognito

    CNBC headline – “Stocks rally into finish line”

    Sounds like someone “Jumped the gun.”

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  31. E8

    Thanks TC

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  32. 308

    16:10 pm citi just added BEN to their Top Pick Live as a SELL -$36 target

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  33. Danny

    “Todd Harrison had a very interesting thought –

    “Will Berkshire Hathaway be the final shoe to drop?” ”

    you kidding me? That meme has been floating around for months.

    Buffett is the ultimate shoe. Unlike GE and C, perhaps the govt may just push an old man down the steps.

    WB has made a LOT of missteps.

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  34. Danny

    E8 – I don’t post under different names. For the love of fucks sake. I work here. I don’t have to hide behind a moniker.

    Hows that 717 pivot going? Where can I sign up for those EW classes I sorely need?

    Just joshin ya, EW is stoops.

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  35. Danny

    “Danny Says:

    I love when people get giddy, that’s how you know what’s next.
    March 4th, 2009 at 3:14 pm ”

    This was, to the MINUTE (+/- 1 min) the bottom for all the dietfs

    Good shit.

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  36. E8

    I don’t post under different names. For the love of fucks sake. I work here. I don’t have to hide behind a moniker

    Danny, Did I say you did … what’s your reference to?

    Didn’t think the 717 pivot would stick just yet but impressive to “bounce” that far from the 696 pivot without the financials you must admit. Keep your eye on 734, it could be a game changer. Just like the China announcement caught the shorts by surprise so could a “mark to market” or “uptick rule” change bring the financials into the fold abruptly and find the shorts scrambling to cover. I still agree with Fly though regarding GE being the straw that will stir the drink for the financials to provide any rocket fuel.

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  37. E8

    Danny, EW Class is in session:

    http://caldaroew.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!D2CB8C5EBA2ADE86!31843.entry

    Besides the PPT, Tony did a pretty good job nailing the bounce. Despite your synicism, EW makes for a good timing tool especially for swing trading and longer term buys/sells.

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  38. blick

    wfc and jpm down big in ah… any new info on them?

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  39. TraderCaddy

    Moodys cut JPM outlook to negative and the headline on WFC is that Moodys MAY cut the outlook to negative.

    The way they traded today you can’t tell me that inside info wasn’t bouncing around with those in the know.

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  40. Ward and June Cleaver
    Ward and June Cleaver

    And we don’t post under different names for the record.
    We are the Cleavers and very proud of this.
    Eddie Haskell, however, is a different story.

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  41. Itchy & Scratchy
    Itchy & Scratchy

    You know lot’s of people who’ve been busted for insider trading lately? I think it’s pretty prevalent without much fear of retribution.

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  42. Gay Trader

    I hope the Fly’s new career is making porn movies.

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  43. Eat a dick danny you little snot nosed piker. Did you pull $500 out of the market with your call and bullshit low 5 figure scottrade account. Lemme know when you turn 21 and ill send you a case of busch light.

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  44. Aris

    it’s always inside info, trader caddy. that’s why i’ve stayed away.

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  45. Danny

    E8 –

    “E8 Says:

    Cash-N-Guns:

    Danny”

    EW is good, I just like busting your/its balls. I’d rather be cool with you E8, since I have learned that you are indeed a high class ibcer.

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  46. Danny

    wtf is everyone so mad at me for?

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  47. we're not

    it’s just that your site has been invaded by immature, jealous droogs.

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  48. Danny

    it is quite unfortunate.

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  49. E8

    That was in response to this:

    Cash-N-Guns Says:

    suspend mark to mkt – we accelerate to the upside..who is more concerned here…financial longs or shorts..?

    Just checking your response time …. LOL

    Re E8, I’m just too lazy to type “Employee8” since some threads don’t keep the prefill. Your godly blog however does save my moniker.

    Re WaveGenius …. I know nothing, won’t even give the guy a “1” for that post.

    Re Elliott Eight My Lunch … Guilty ala JakeG!

    High class ibcer! Damn, whoever gave ya that idea? You trying to sell the PPT?

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  50. ottnott

    Immature droogs fish where the fish bite.

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  51. Danny

    no, I just realized that compared the other fagles that anon comment, you’re pretty top notch for being a long time iBCer who posts on the same name. Also, even though we disagree sometimes, I know you don’t have brain damage, which is why I dont feel too bad talking a little shit. These other people I can’t get too bent out of shape at because it’s unfair to really chide people who are retarded.

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  52. Aris

    i’m retarded. D:

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  53. About the ETFs that you are supposed to day trade – just check the charts – sometimes it is best not to hold overnite and sometimes it is profitable.

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  54. That Anon sounds like DD, no?

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  55. dave

    SHORT ALERT!

    APOL targeted by Andrew Left

    http://www.citronresearch.com

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  56. Aris

    it’s amazing how much citron can move the market. it’s a good business model if you can pull it off. find a shitty company like APOL (which was a scam from day 1), short it, put out a newsletter, watch your minions pile on, cover.

    …aaaaaand scene.

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  57. sysin3

    Fly,

    You damn Yankee.

    We gonna finish what we left undone some years back.

    You assholes can have New Yawk and Dick.City.

    We got the warm water ports and the good bourbon and all the pretty wimmen 😉

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  58. The Fly

    Sounds good. I’m gonna burn me some southern towns, save Savannah.

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  59. The Fly

    The Fly is a pathetic lying Fucker. You all rock. I am full of fear and loathing. My greatest shame is that i have no left testicle and my dick is tiny.

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  60. Tim

    Surely The Fly is making enough on XOM to cover his TNA journey. LOL

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