C R O N K I T E!
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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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The Zombie is Slow!
Am I drunk on a monday night? Fuckin-A right! What does it matter anymore? Gimme one goddamn reason!
Japan’s Nikkei-225 share average was up 2.3%. The market pulled higher after the Bank of Japan announced it planned to buy stocks held by Japanese banks to help improve the lenders’ balance sheets. It said it would purchase up to Y1 trillion worth of stocks through April 2010.
Possible first signs of monetization in Japan.
I’ll buy your shares, you buy mine. Then, we’ll both hide under a pile of coats and hope that somehow everything magically works out.
And right on cue, the Nikkei gave it all back. I assume the Japanese banks have the same bad asset problem ours do – you can sell the securities but at what price and what are they on the books for, etc….
No
Little interest in stocks for the mom except i bought some MS much lower down and keeping those for a 5 year play.
I am buying Doll yen on dips and selling out on peaks and kept doing that for the last couple of weeks and made some really decent cashola.
J
You have Ostrich fever.
Cronkite!? This guy? Sweet!
“It seems to many of us that if we are to avoid the eventual catastrophic world conflict we must strengthen the United Nations as a first step toward a world government patterned after our own government with a legislature, executive and judiciary, and police to enforce its international laws and keep the peace. To do that, of course, we Americans will have to yield up some of our sovereignty. That would be a bitter pill. It would take a lot of courage, a lot of faith in the new order. But the American colonies did it once and brought forth one of the most nearly perfect unions the world has ever seen”
-Walter Cronkite, ’99
Boom is correct.
Jed is a gay piker.
The Fly is God.
Cronkite is a fucking idiot. Always was.
Fly:
When the levy wall breaks don’t ask me for a boat ride.
It was all fun when nobody knew the world was coming to an end. Now that people are starting to catch on it’s starting to suck. I want to walk away, but I’m stuck on this rock full of shitheads, run by shitheads. Making money is getting to be less and less of a comfort.
Cronkite is an idiot?
Pull the kangaroo cock out of your ass pal, your wife wants some.
With love, WM
Yea Cronkite wasn’t just an idiot, he was a pompous lying piece of shit.
Pull the kangaroo cock out of your ass pal, your wife wants some.”
L.O.L.
The end of the age (or world) is 2012 (Age of Pisces).
Not “Cronkite,” dammit, CONCRETE!!
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C R O N K I T E!
Cronkite + Kangaroo cock = Captain Kangaroo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92jZ-BWO-2A&NR=1
Enough of the Kangaroo jokes. They’re just fucking deer with a genetic deficiency causing them to have two stumpy legs on the front -end.
“the most trusted man in America…” perhaps he should run the TARP program…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Cronkite
WTF happened to my legs?
http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2008/mystified-kangaroo.jpg
http://www.vimeo.com/164898
Cronkite “the most trusted man in America”. Let me check his tax records.
“There’s a rumor going around that states cannot go bankrupt,” German Chancellor Angela Merkel said recently at a private bank event in Frankfurt. “This rumor is not true.”
Its no longer “lay off”. Its “resource action”. Seriously.
The Zombie sucks donkey dick.
“There’s a rumor going around
that states cannot go bankrupt,” German Chancellor Angela Merkel said recently at a private bank event in Frankfurt. “This rumor is not true.”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/4437065/Red-Bull-may-have-triggered-heart-condition-that-killed-student.html
I am too busy doing voice overs at EPCOT and making big $$ doing it than fool around with these new fangled blog things.
Katie Couric is hot but Dan Rather is an idiot.
Katie Couric is hot?? NOT
Is Cronkite your pet name for PPT? ‘Cause we all know what coming soon means when referencing that mythical and supposedly magical piece of analytical software.
I bet Couric would scare the eyebrows off truck stop janitor if you washed all the paint off her face.
mythical and supposedly magical piece of analytical software.
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even worse – it’s results must be validated by a live person otherwise it could be junk (like showing XOM is buy while the software daddy thinks it is a sell)
Cronkite is a new blogger, assholes.
Less = more
More=better.
Also, STFU, since you have no idea how to run a site.
QED
It’s not what you think.
Okay. I will do it.
But first I have to give a speech about global warming, why Bush sucked, and alternative energy needs. Then I have to meet my buddy Ted Kennedy at Hyannis Port to try and block the wind turbines off the island because we are rich and can afford to be hypocrites.
And that’s the way it is.
No, instead, tell us why Bush was so great.
JPMorgan Chase and Co Selected By The Federal Reserve As Custodian For Its Mortgage-Backed Securities Purchase Program
– The program, which began on January 5, 2009, will purchase up to $500B in MBS that are backed by Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac and Ginnie Mae. The goal of the program, which was originally announced on November 25, 2008, is to provide support to mortgage and housing markets and to foster improved conditions in financial markets more generally.
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Bush was great because he gave way to the Lord Obama.
By the way, that Tet Offensive thing in Vietnam that I spoke about on CBS News as being a win for the Viet Cong and the NVA. I lied because I had a crush on Jane Fonda.
Watch homies, especially DHI.
Bush was great because he wasn’t Obama, Ted Kennedy or Walter Cronkite.
How do you like them apples? Apple-hat?
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Seriously, are you so young that you did not know that Cronkite was a liberal douche and key figure in sixties era asshattery starting with the hagiographisizing of Castro and running right through the entirety of the Viet Nam war?
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Mr. Gint. I have arranged for an accident to happen the next time you ride the Spaceship Earth at EPCOT (as you listen to my marvelous voice).
Are you still alive you creepy old piece of traitorous shit?
At least Jane Fonda had that Barberella thing going for her.
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Seriously, that’s semi-ironic, as I will be at Epcot in early March.
Jake,
Did you go to the game last night? UConn….Holy Shit talk about the Homo Hammer…who’s gonna beat those guys?
Be sure to stop by and say hi.
I will be riding Dumbo the Flying Elephant ride. It’s my favorite.
Jake I thought you were around in the 60s and 70s.
Your commentary seems more mature than 90% of the people here. So I figured you must be older.
I agree about Cronkite. Dont forget tho that The Fly voted for Obama so he leans liberal. So having a Cronkite news reporter on the blog would not be unusual.
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Chet Huntley and David Brinkley were gay.
I was only barely “around” in the sixties and seventies, m’am.
Baby and little kid.
I do study history, however.
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Did you go to the game last night? UConn….Holy Shit talk about the Homo Hammer…who’s gonna beat those guys?
UConn looked very strong, and played our game better than we did with their fast breaks.
That said, Cards game plan against Thebeet was horrendous (no one even challenged him until late in the second half) and they were the coldest shooting I’ve seen since the UNLV game, and that was a really bad day.
That said, they needed a loss like this.
T-Will was awesome.
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