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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Good Evening

Woodshedder special request:

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9WyW-LeVhs 450 300] [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTGNEZARSdM 450 300] [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uKnPB43Dog 450 300]

In other news, I am so glad, as well as comforted, that the old hack boss from Time Warner, Parsons, is the new Chairman of [[C]]. I am sure Carl Icahn is equally pleased, if not more!

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60 comments

  1. Ass Napkin Mike

    FLY

    How about posting Walstreetpro’s new video. Check it out. Its a classic.

    Best yet

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  2. Ass Napkin Mike

    FLY is GOD

    Ahhhhh first time!!!!!

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  3. Ass Napkin Mike

    Thanks FLY

    Walstreetpro is so F$@% funny.

    Cracks me up

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  4. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Fly do you like your job? I mean you don’t have to worry about getting fired or your industry closing. Yes you have redemption’s but not if you work with just half your brain. I mean do you like your job much better than working for a firm? Just curious, what are the pros and cons that you have?

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  5. WyattBurp

    Don’t you think it’s time that Denninger actually went to a Barber to get a hair cut?

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  6. mdawsz

    Ass Napkin, is that you in the videos?

    Settle down before you hurt yourself, maybe even blaze some herb if you need to.

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  7. Employee8

    You mean CoB right … Pandit is still CEO, no?

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  8. Ass Napkin Mike

    mdawsz-

    No its not me (haha) – I just think the guy is a riot.

    Some of his video have you ROFLHSMLAMDOLWLSLOSIISMA.

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  9. The Fly

    Gap:

    I fucking HATE my job. If I could make 750k per year delivering garbage I would.

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  10. Ass Napkin Mike

    Denninger makes some weird ass faces.

    His daughter in the picture behind him looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickles.

    Im sure she could use a trim too, if you know what I mean.

    Any hairy taco lovers out there? Wood?

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  11. Employee8

    The redneck just figured out that a good majority of decent paying jobs have left the mainland … I’m dying to hear his solution …. is Part II available or is he still making that other video?

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  12. Ass Napkin Mike

    Twitter is for fags.

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  13. Ass Napkin Mike

    How much would you sell your blog for FLY? Have any offers?

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  14. Cuervos Laugh

    It’s the trifecta of goofiness.

    First: walstreetpro is an idiot (can’t even finish a sentence properly)

    Second: KD is a cryptofascist.

    Third: Ron Paul seems to forget that the USD is STILL not tied to Gold. My major issue with him is that, if he’s as smart as he sometimes appears, why is he in politics?

    The other problem I have with RP is that he seems to believe that the completely free market can solve the current problems.

    Capitalism without regulation == gangsterism. Look @ Russia.

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  15. Donny

    Okay you Fuckers … I am long the financials via FAS @ 8.21. And as many of you historians know, there is a long snail trial of idiots that have bet against me in this very venue. This goes all the way back to last summer when motherfuckers were trying to tell me that crude was fairly priced at 100+ and that POS Potash was trading above $200. Please spare me … what a fucking riot that was.

    I plan on paying part of my capital gains taxes from last year with my proceeds from my soon to be FAS double.

    Now chew on that!

    8)

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  16. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Fly I am with you on the garbage position. Personally I would love to get paid the same and be a city or county beat cop or even mow lawns all day, that would be the shit working outside, getting a tan and just enjoying life not having to worry about shit the next day other than where I need to be. Fuck worrying about which rug will be pulled out from under some fucking company the next day while you are standing on top, just give me a patrol car and a license to kick the shit out of people and I am good.

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  17. scum bucket bitchez

    Your friends are ugly as sin fly.

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  18. Big Mike

    A little good night present for you….

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=afgYZiPkBlCI&refer=home

    China grows less than 7%

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  19. Fly,

    How long can this ‘financial bs’ climb, last for?

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  20. Phil_from_Brazil

    Ass Napkin,

    How the fuck do you come up with this shit?

    “His daughter in the picture behind him looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickles.”

    ROFL

    Classic! 5/5

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  21. Donster, don’t write that check until you have the FAS money in the bank. FASie may bounce well here but these banks are reporting the worst 4th qtr. in decades. Denninger needs teeth whitener and put a coat and tie on.

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  22. punyandy

    Two signs of the apocalypse:

    1) Chrysler sells 35% of itself for $0.
    2) The best chairman Citi can come up with is fucking Dick Parsons.

    Still, I am ready for a nice deballing of short fuckers. Short in stature, and short in the market sense. Let’s rock.

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  23. The Contractor

    You should have been a Radiologist, Fly. More money, less bullshit.

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  24. The Fly

    iBC is NOT for sale.

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  25. The Fly

    radiologists make 75k.

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  26. The Contractor

    My brother is a radiologist. He makes more than you. And the hours aren’t as bad.

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  27. DSB

    rook out berow

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  28. Woodshedder

    lol

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  29. punyandy

    Fly – No problemo. China’s economy is still rocking and rolling. Verified by independent auditors and the SEC, of course. Chris Cox is probably on the next plane to Beijing, to assume his post as Commisar of GDP Growth, China.

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  30. Donny

    Anonymous-

    I know all the big banks are fucking stupid and likely going to zero, but I simply no longer give a fuck. I am playing the hand right now. I am only concerned with patterns in the broader markets, and they indicate higher.

    Kenny Lewis is the greatest example of the Good ol’boy network gone a muck.

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  31. Jakegint

    I don’t know if the above vids were joke inserts, ironic or what, but for the record, the first guy is an ignorant stoned fucktard who is not the least bit even remotely funny. Seriously, someone explain to me what is funny about this guy? I’ve been told I have a decent sense of humor, and yet, the humor escapes me.

    And Karl… Karl — whether he’s right or wrong (and I think he gets off on being a smarmtastic doom zombie, again, for the record) — needs to have a large man from Jersey (preferably East Orange, and of Sicilian origin) knock on his front door, grab Karl by his wattles and proceed to punch his moosh in.

    Ron Paul. Snooze me Amadeus.

    ______

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  32. cheesefries

    Fly-
    Trade war coming…

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  33. Jakegint

    radiologists make 75k.

    Um?

    No.

    _________

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  34. Jakegint

    To the group:

    Spoke with Chivas tonight. He’s okay, but he’s been indisposed. Said he will try to drop in tomorrow and give his take on the market.

    Short synopsis: He’s giving 80% odds we are on the cusp of a 1982-like or maybe even 1932-33 bull year. As in “once in a lifetime opportunity.” The other 20% is “you do not even want to own anything but cash and gold.”

    I’m sure he’ll elaborate.

    Gives his regards to the Fly and to those who asked in (Boca, Anton, Boomer). He’s hoping Danny is remaining on his best behaviour.

    _______

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  35. Woodshedder

    Jake, is Chivas getting emails? I’ve sent him one wishing him well but have not heard back. Glad to hear he is okay.

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  36. punyandy

    What happened to Chivas? Glad to hear he is ok, whatever happened to him.

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  37. Goldie

    Nostradumbass time…

    I predict MSFT will destroy this bullshit rally when they report Thursday and announce massive layoffs. And Arizona will shock the world with a victory over the Steelers. Make bets accordingly..

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  38. Buckeye Bob

    Pundy

    Just in case you haven’t seen it: http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aEH.W349kSsw&refer=home

    Do you think Chris Cox helped make up the growth number at 6.5 or was it a dice roll down in Macau

    ON the scarey side : The economy’s “implosion” poses a threat to the Communist Party’s rule and increases the likelihood that the government will devalue the yuan, prompting a trade war, according to Albert Edwards, a London-based global strategist for Societe Generale SA.

    Implosion at 6.5 percent growth…. I get it, but holy cow… did they really think they could maintain real growth at 10 plus.. Doesn’t look like they have a real good plan B (not that we do either)

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  39. j

    You know fly, Japan was in a similar situation in the 70’s and they turned on the monetary spigot which gave us the “Japanese miracle” of the 80’s that was nothing more than a huge monetary expansion.

    Pity history is lot of you.

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  40. scum bucket bitchez

    Kenny Lewis is the greatest example of the Good ol’boy network gone a muck.

    Huey Lewis gone amok more like. I wanna new drug…

    http://pppad.blogspot.com/2009/01/riot-act.html

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  41. Damon

    Wow, remember that…?

    Parsons came in to save the incredible (and real) Time Warner Company from what Gerald Levin did..

    Which was essentially allow TW to be repeatedly anal raped by AOL’s Chairman Steve Case.

    I recall that retard Levin..who wanted to get “more into meditation” at the time.

    So, did Parsons take the company back to it’s former glory, as was billed at the time?

    Do people still use AOL.

    That has got to go into the hall of fame of all-time business decision abortions.

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  42. Donny

    J (aka Stinky Finger)-

    I got two words for your wallaby finger banging ass … Fuck Off!

    8)

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  43. Phil_from_Brazil

    Famous words: this will never end up on the Internet…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82yCqvPWwNE&feature=related

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  44. nobodyspecial

    “They got these $158.00 jeans from Peru!” That was so funny. I just had to laugh. I love a good rant!

    Of course, I’m 100% long right now, so it’s easy to be in a great mood. Bought C yesterday as a lottery ticket.

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  45. j

    Donny (Osmond)

    Now that was uncalled for. I’ve basically been very nice to you of late and ignored all your silly boasting, third person references and the use of a toddler’s name when referring to yourself, which I have described as the sound of chalk on ablackboard.

    And all I get from you is unadulterated abuse?

    Another example of a good turn going unpunished. You egg nog.

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  46. Donny

    Stinky Finger … you are too old for this venue.

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  47. MOOBER

    Glad to hear Chivas is well. His thesis is exciting. Can’t wait to asshat dip buy that. Bill Cara says same thing.

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  48. charlie

    You hate your job Fly? I always figured you were more like: (skip to 3:54 and watch for 15s)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nT67yYRong

    What was that trader career analogy Jake? Something about gunslinging in the old west?

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  49. j

    Osmond, you sound like a toddler. Are you sure mum knows you’re on a site that has a lot of cuss words.

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  50. Donny

    Just fast forward to 4:12:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egVbEqN0yQI&feature=channel

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  51. Braveflaps

    More uh-oh.

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601080&sid=aEH.W349kSsw&refer=asia

    ERY for breakfast?

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  52. DMG

    Making $750k, i’d think you’d have to use the term

    “waste-management supervisor” rather than

    “garbage delivery man”.

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  53. charlie

    DMG – That’s Tony Soprano’s job. Fly probably wants something off the radar.

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  54. Bman

    All rants, but no revolution. Pansies to the bitter end.

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  55. merideth

    US) Oppenheimer banking analyst Meredith Whitney writes that a clear lesson learnt from the credit crisis has been to sell and sell early – FT

    – Says it appears as if US banks are setting out to make some of the same mistakes of the past 18 months all over again.
    – Says throughout 2007 and 2008 when she asked managers why they were not more aggressive in disposing of assets, the common answer was that they believed current prices were too distressed and did not reflect the true underlying value.
    – Says banks must be forced to sell assets that could raise capital.

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  56. punyandy

    Fly – Can you ask Eric Bolling why the fuck he appears on that bullshit “Happy Hour” show with the kid that looks like one of the Hansen Twins? Seriously, he looks like an asshat.

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  57. boca

    Thank you Jake, glad to hear Chivas is ok.

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  58. Jtsxzjwu

    YN1KRG

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