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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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SURRENDER!

There is no need for “The Fly” aka “Senor Tropicana” aka “Old Man Killa” aka “Plutonium Petey” (my name is not Petey) to risk his assets. He already won.

I’ll have you know, whether you appreciate it or not, I have mountains of capital gains, thus far. Moreover, I don’t need your advice.

I know that came out of left field, in a very unsolicited/assholish type of way; but it’s true.

The banks have vomited all over themselves, and I have not. At this juncture, I have decided to start covering my bank shorts, even though I feel they go lower. In order to save myself the hassle of posting egregious “Fly Buy/Sell” blogs, consider this post your fucking memo.

From [[PACW]] to [[BBT]], I have had my fill. It’s time for me to move on, retire, and open up an old man walking cane factory. Sadly enough, I believe many of those “old man canes” will be faulty, causing millions of elderly men to fall down multiple flights of stairs.

Upon reading this post, I am sure many of you “cup fuckers” will cry foul. You will say: “Hmmbbahh grafggh jaromba kalalaka.”

Just know, “The Fly” doesn’t speak your caveman dialect, nor does he wish to visit your home for a fine Chardonnay.

Top picks: short [[MXB]], short [[CLF]]

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11 comments

  1. nullpointer

    wise move, you will probably get another shot at selling them all again in 8 weeks

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  2. CubsRock

    Game Over, You Win.

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  3. Cavemen Unite!

    Have you been the victim of discrimination? Perhaps an employer or banker making snide remarks about your culture and language?

    Call the offices of Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer now, and have your rights defended! 555-1212. Call now.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/22/Unfrozen_Caveman_Lawyer.jpg

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  4. bulliSHIT

    Fly, there are monkeys day-trading CLF.

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  5. The Fly

    I will slay those monkeys.

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  6. BOOMER

    More economy slowdown news from Boston:

    Steven Tyler Laid Off From Aerosmith As Band Jobless Rate Hits 20%

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/steven_tyler_laid_off_from

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  7. Aris

    lol @ the onion

    man, they can’t sell these banks fast enough today. it’s like dropping a cannon ball on jupiter.

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  8. lol

    bwahaha what a lame ass “rally” early on today…
    Merlin kicks ass

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  9. Jakegint

    I understand.

    I “get it.”

    This is the point in Pinocchio when the little fucker realized that he is growing donkey ears and a tail and decides — “no more candy and funrides for me.”

    You’re a professional. You have to be concerned about such things.

    Me? I’m heading back over to the peppermint stick stand.

    Hee Haaaaww!

    ____

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  10. alphadawgg

    FNM is having unsolicited “rear entry” procedures performed on her.

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  11. Zenprofit

    VIX heading towards 30: come on baby, Daddy wants to see the promised meltdown.

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