In a shocking development, it seems as if Alpha was handed his landslide victory not by the readers of iBC, but instead, by the readers of Option Addict. See below for irrefutable proof. What you see there, is the iBC poll, on the OA website.
Egregious voting irregularities, indeed.
In short, what this means, is that “the curse of Ducati” hangs over Alpha’s new tab in much the same way that death hangs over Amy Winehouse.
I mean, lets review the history of the tab for a moment.
First, there was Bilderberg who, after a much lauded beginning, quickly shriveled up and died. His blog was foreclosed upon by Ducati, staunch enemy of “The Fly’s” original blog, who was somehow rewarded a tab at iBC. Ducati blogged strongly for a few weeks, and in harmony with the iBC brotherhood. However, after his voting habits in the PG were exposed by “The Fly,” Ducati promptly quit his tab, throwing iBC into short-term disarray.
“The Fly” hastily named Gunners the new “tabee.” For a few eerie days, the unnaturally blue sky and Snoopy that are the “mark of Ducati” hovered over Gunner’s writing.
But he shook off the bad vibe, and in time, was rewarded with a nice dark skyline as his banner. Things seemed to be going well, when we received sudden word that the tab had basically ruined Gunners life, and that he had to quit immediately, lest he lose his full time job and family.
Fast forward to the election process, where for the week leading up to this evening, “The Fly’s” blog was hijacked by “bad karma” type thugs. And now, we learn of these voting irregularities.
Congratulations Alpha, on your victory, but be sure to look both ways when crossing the street for your tab is cursed, and the combined magic of Bilderberg and Ducati is strong…
With that, I bid you all a good evening. I was happy to usher in the era of Alphadawgg and I hope you all were appropriately entertained.
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This is all lies.
I had nothing to do with voting irregularities and ask that you forward these questions to Alpha’s campaign manager, Ragin Cajun.
Option Addict is a staunch ally of iBC.
BTW:
Your proof is an big empty black box. Retard.
Nevermind.
I’m currently awaiting word from “the janitor” on how to fix that…
-DT
you left out the all important “RC factor”
his influence is strong, … and don’t forget the power of solar satellites
Proof?
I voted for Dpeezy.
Warmest Regards,
The Option Addict
Fucking hilarious…I’m sorry I had to go out and miss the festivities.
Hmmm, Sounds like a classic Mayor Daley ballot box stuffing!
Congrats to Alf for getting the backing of Daley and the Union …. but a clouded victory for sure.
A Black Swan Event for GW and DPZ … maybe they’ll protest and ask for a run off … The Fly may rule with an iron fist but he does exhibit a sense of fair play.
I think the proof means to show the duplicate election poll on the OA website. But thanks for the vote, Jeff (aka. The Option Addict)! Much appreciated.
I think AlphaDawgg is as deserving of a tab as any other leading candidate on this site, so I have no problem with him being the ‘winner’. I shall await & read his tab with great interest.
Congrats Alpha!!!!!!!!!!
Glass tap (speach, speach)
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