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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Ridiculous Success Awaits You…

… in 2008.

If you had setbacks in 2007, put them to the back of your mind.

Psychologically, those who use the new year as a “clean slate” or “fresh start” are mentally ill, since our calendar is nothing more than fodder—prior to death. Nonetheless, it works for me.

Mostly everyone I know uses the new year as an opportunity to repair or improve their lives.

From dieting to work ethic, the new year is the proverbial line in the sand, which enables you to change your life for the better. While it’s true, Godly folks, like “The Fly,” leave little room for improvement; there is always something that could be done with greater efficiency.

During 2008, I intend to exert more patience with people and actually listen to grievances, as opposed to “chucking them,” out of my fucking office.

Also, I will make more money.

Finally, don’t feel bad that you’re a pathetic fat fucker. There is plenty of time to correct your “gay ways” and start living a more “Fly life.”

Over the past year, I’ve enjoyed the dialog with many of you, while blogging like a fool— on FlyonWallstreet.blogspot.com and here. I’ve made some decent “internet friends,” and amassed many enemies, who will be attacked with “internet artillery” in 2008.

Heck, I’ve even sold “VIZ.” t-shirts to total strangers.

In closing, be sure to enjoy today’s festivities. But, DO NOT put your family or others at risk by drinking and driving. “The Fly,” as you already know, will celebrate tonight, like a King. The champagne will flow, while colossal shrimp get tossed around like gold coins (gold coins are readily tossed around at “The Fly’s” house).

Enjoy & Cheers.

Fly, 2007

UPDATE: ASSHAT OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2007.

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31 comments

  1. Juice

    cheers !

    everyone, a happy & prosperous new year …

    and all that shit

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  2. Chief_Rottingtooth
    Chief_Rottingtooth

    …uhhh….you mis-spelled “calendar”…..not “calender”……here, we will drink moonshine and walk through much duckshit to neighbor’s place for celebration…..

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  3. jeff

    I will drink some Pouilly-Fuissé and dine on king crab. Long live the Fly

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  4. Woodshedder

    Jeff, enjoy the fussy pussy.

    Fly, Here’s to a Great New Year for you and your family.

    Same to all the IBC’ers out there!

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  5. The Fly

    You’re a filthy internet liar!

    …and a thief.

    I did not misspell calnedar [sic].

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  6. JakeGint

    Happy New Year to all. Watch those stops, and think about buying some physical silver and gold.

    Or some GLD & SLV, next best thing.

    Brokers don’t like, but they better start paying attention to what the CB’s are doing here.

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  7. goatblowtacus

    Tonight I will drink copius amounts of expensive cognac while throwing M-80’s into my lit fireplace while chanting “fly for president”

    The goat wishes the fly a happy, humorous, and prosperous 2008!

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  8. TraderCaddy

    Happy New Year to all.

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  9. Chief_Rottingtooth
    Chief_Rottingtooth

    …Chief_Rottingtooth is no thief…and only occasionally a liar…..Happy New Year to all!!!..here, we drink moonshine and listen to the chorus from Beethoven’s Ninth…..Glückliches Neues Jahr!!!

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  10. HUNDO THE BARBARIAN
    HUNDO THE BARBARIAN

    Jake – CB’s? whas dat?

    you serious about physical? for the return or for the “revolution?”

    BOOMER aka HUNDO THE BARBARIAN

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  11. CubsRock

    Happy New Year everyone, good luck to all Bulls in 2008!

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  12. HUNDO THE BARBARIAN
    HUNDO THE BARBARIAN

    central banks…right?

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  13. Vinny

    Have a safe and fun celebratory evening everyone, and a Happy and prosperous New Year!

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  14. Dinosaur Trader

    Happy New Year’s to the entire “staff” at IBC.

    Meanwhile, I liked the way that you recognized your “role model” status and exhorted the masses not to drink and drive.

    Very responsible.

    Enjoy all,

    -DT

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  15. Brian

    happy new year to one and all. Fly I never drive someone else does that for me. thanks for vmi got out at 96 looken to get back in @ 85. I like bcon flywheel tech for reg and storage of power looks good……so says a friend……..

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  16. Sir Douchebag

    Happy New Year.

    You silly bastard.

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  17. JakeGint

    Boom — yes, for the return. Gold will double, eventually, and silver will do better than that.

    Yes, Central banks, not corner backs.

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  18. howard lindzon

    i plan on gaining 40 pounds in 2008.

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  19. calvino

    BCON – agree, way off the highs of 2 mos ago.. though if we start taking water on weds, it not going to move.

    Yo Fly, I have adopted your lexicon and it appears that those I call asshats are aggrieved by the designation.. still I like the imagery. Happy New Year! Oh yea, first post here.

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  20. big snacks

    the financial rally has started.. it will be quick, and it will not hold … but it is still a great oppurtuinity to make some money..

    long

    wm
    cfc-b
    xlf
    c

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  21. CubsRock

    Hey big snacks, when you say quick. What’s your time frame? Up to Jan 22nd?

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  22. Can of Corn Humper
    Can of Corn Humper

    For the record, now that Liz Clayman is no longer there, Michelle Caruso-Cabrera has the best tits on CNBC.

    Happy New Year.

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  23. Harry the Horse

    Toke man is a real fucking douche and an asshat in his own right. Buy some fucking stock, douchebag.

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  24. Alvari40

    Fly,

    Best wishes for the new year to you and your time machine. ’07 was fun, fucked, and faggish (not that there is anything wrong with that). Bottom line, we all survived (financially and physically), so let’s celebrate that at least and push forward to one fantastic ’08. Drinking massive quantities of Cristal and smoking fine Cohibas. Look forward to checking in on Wednesday and starting the new year on the right foot – massive cash holdings, holding a few favs including FXY.

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  25. Juice

    Ridiculous success

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  26. Juju bear

    Happy New Year, uncle fucker!

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  27. Jump Run

    “For the record, now that Liz Clayman is no longer there, Michelle Caruso-Cabrera has the best tits on CNBC” I noticed that too. corn humper

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  28. Govtbonds

    Fly, happy New Year to you and your fly family.

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