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Buying Stocks Because It’s Fun

Naturally, writing a headline like this is somehwhat fucktarded, for the average Joe.

But, the average Joe doesn’t have the “luxury” of a plutonium powered time machine, while Fly does.

See, all of you shit talkers come here pointing at RIMM, declaring: “Ooh, ooh RIMM is down. Did you see it? RIMM is down.”

You’re a fucking homo (no offense to gay guys of course). Quit getting all excited over stupid shit, like the worlds top performing stock trading down for a few sessions.

10 bucks says RIMM cuts your balls off by Christmas.

See, you’re a pussy, unwilling to take that bet, afraid of being “de-balled.”

Look you, I have important shit to attend to. There is no recession in “The Fly’s” house. No way, ask Mrs Fly.

Whether the economy sucks or has luck, the “household of Fly” constantly has the fountains of champagne overflowing, while its inhabitants eat from golden plates.

True story.

Regarding the market:

Santa Claus is going to drop atom bombs on these bears. If you’re still short, grab some longs “just in case.”

Trust me, I’m smarter than you, with an IQ of 155 to prove it.

Finally, with my cash reserves, I will buy RS, VMI and MVIS, because it is fun. Plus, it will make me money.

And, this ACF looks rather cheap, considering where it was—just a few short days ago.

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15 comments

  1. JakeGint

    Agree on MVIS.

    Otherwise, sweaty-necked false bravado aside, RIMM is a cooked corpse.

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    PS — champagne and “gold plates” is “fancy edging into gay.”

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  2. The Fly

    You’re just jealous.

    Plus anyway, you’re old and stupid.

    If you and I knew each other in ancient Egypt, I’d kick your old ass down a pyramid.

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  3. Raptor

    Dear bulls,

    Sell everything today or tomorrow – you’ll be glad you did. The US economy is facing one beast of a recession.

    Developing…

    (oh…and the China bubble is bursting soon too)

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  4. The Fly

    Dear Raptor:

    fuck you.

    Regards

    Fly

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  5. SaNTa

    Yes… Cockroaches will inherit our shares.

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  6. WildWestie

    C reports a 6.6% stake in NTRI….ramping. Get ready for the MOASS…..

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  7. alphadawgg

    “If you and I knew each other in ancient Egypt, I’d kick your old ass down a pyramid.”

    Hilarity at it’s finest.

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  8. kidstock

    BREAK OUT THE GOLDEN BEAR

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  9. JakeGint

    Keep crowing Ramses, I’m going to set my people free.

    RIMM is just the plague of toads, there will be more.

    (oh yeah, you might want to reference the Aztec pyramids instead… them ziggarats had some painful steps to toss people down)

    _____________

    WOOD!! GES going to nil function!

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  10. Frosty

    FLY…balls out into the employment data and fed meeting…large sack indeed…not even a hedge?

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  11. TraderCaddy

    I see that while the DIA goes up, NASDAQ spins around in place and the Q’s fade. Looking for a daytrade in QID or short SMH (AMAT,TXN,BRCM sucking wind).

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  12. Juice

    Charlie Gaspforairarino needs a bitch slappin

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  13. Cruxmonger

    Let’s hear it for chicken wings.

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  14. BOOMER

    And burritos! Go CMG!

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  15. newequity

    Hot shot pros riding shorts and calling tops today.

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