iBankCoin
Joined Jan 27, 2008
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Just Got Back

I have no desire to play around with this market before the weekend. So with the proceeds I received from selling stock this morning, I went to my local gun dealer and loaded up on a few shotguns, simi-automatics, and a few glocks.

I also purchased a few acres of land out in the country where I will raise my cattle. I still have a bunch of water left over from the hurricane preparation kit, so I’m good there. If anybody need a place to stay just hit me up, but bring more guns.

Oh yeah, I also converted my remaining cash into gold bricks.

Say a prayer for us.

Note: Check this out, the VIX has formed a bull flag, BTFO?

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10 comments

  1. The Fly

    Great idea.

    We will turn this site into a survival guide. Stocks are no longer needed.

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  2. boca

    I hope NRA members will be getting a discount on their PPT membership fee. The PPT will be advising on how to set up monopoly control of the local food supply. MadMax is the new Patrick Bateman of trading.

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  3. Big Sky

    I sell land in Montana. Lots of guns here! $250,000 will buy you 40 fertile acres on the Jefferson River surrounded by mountains. Of course it will probably be a lot cheaper next week. But a good place to watch for the end of the world. Hungry? go catch a trout, still hungry? go shoot a cow. Bring a jacket, it can get a little cold.

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  4. DPeezy

    This is all you need: http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628/

    I’m still hoping for an inner-city/in-da-hood discount as well. Also got a couple o’ nines to trade in.

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  5. CubsRock

    I did a lot of buying today, so… yeah. 🙁

    It may take me a while to get there. I will have to sell my car and hitch a ride with one of the local Amish.

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  6. recusancy

    Even SWHC is tanking.

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  7. alphadawgg

    I can get you a deal on a .50 cal Barrett sniper rifle.

    Load up on ammo—lots of it. It will be like currency.

    Make sure you’ve got plenty of food, because there will be a run on the grocery stores. If you live near a lake, river or stream, get a water filter. Fill up barrels of water. Fill up your gas tanks, too. Oh, there’s so much to do to prepare!

    Let’s talk survival, here. This is great!

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  8. Keith

    http://www.freesurvivalkit.com/

    haha

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  9. Ozark Hillbilly

    What kind of a deal are we talking about on that .50 cal?

    LOL I will be hitting up the Wal-Mart tonight, and the gunsmith in the morning.

    Seriously though, I noticed that FEMA took over the civilian MRE production after the hurricanes hit. They are hard to come by now.

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  10. J

    Are you guys serious? are y’all realy doingall that?

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