Geraldo Rivera Claims He Was Manually Raped
Geraldo Rivera raised some eyebrows on Friday when he said that a TSA agent “manually raped” him at an airport.
Appearing on “Fox and Friends,” Rivera revealed that he had been on the so-called “no fly list” for a long time, until “kicking and screaming” had gotten him removed from the list. Then he segued rather randomly to a story about the last time he traveled to Afghanistan.
“I got manually raped by a guy,” he said. “This guy, it seemed to me, was getting off on it.”
“Oh my gosh!” co-host Gretchen Carlson interjected.
“And the tighter I got and the angrier I got, he just wanted to be a little more intimate, and go up here and go down there,” Rivera said. “…My junk was junked!”
“I never thought we’d be going here with this today, Geraldo,” Carlson said.
3 Responses to Geraldo Rivera Claims He Was Manually Raped
lol
That’s what happens when they let John Travolta be a TSA agent. Reverse Penis Massage.
I was just about to say, good thing Travolta wasn’t around.
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